He Hate Me FF keeper league - Year 10

Final draft order, including keepers! Please look at this and make sure your picks and keepers look right, because when we get to the draft it will be too late.

Remember, draft is on MONDAY (9/3) at 10:15 pm ET.

I didn’t realize this was a snake league - I figured it was just reverse order of standings every round as a parity measure.

Not really necessary. furt is the only player to finish in the top 3 twice in a row since 2005 (in fact, he’s done it twice).

Just a reminder. 1-2 is still available for trade.

Draft tonight! If there are any more pick trades make sure to get them in by 4pm so I can make sure I get them onto the board before it locks.

We’ve been running voice chat alongside our drafts which has been pretty cool - a lot more chatter during the draft, about 79% of which is Hamlet being an asshole. But still!

Anyway, I should’ve posted this a while ago, but if you’re interested, read this postfor instructions.

You don’t need a microphone to participate if you don’t have one - you can just listen and type in the draft chat.

Oh, and newbie question - multiyear keepers keep moving up 2 rounds every time you keep them, right? If I draft a guy in the 12th this year, and he’s kept in the 10th next year, he’d be kept in the 8th after that?

And if I draft someone in the 5th round, I’d only be able to keep him one year since he’d be rendered ineligible after that?

Might do the Ventrilo thing. I think I uninstalled it after last year’s Super League draft though.

Yes, every keeper will cost you the pick 2 rounds better than where you took him the year before. Note that keeper eligibility travels with players when they’re traded - if you trade for a guy who was kept this year, you’ll only be able to keep him once (or not at all if he was kept last year too).

We changed the rules during the offseason so you can now keep players you drafted in the third round in the first. You won’t be able to keep anyone you draft (or keep) in the first or second rounds, of course.

ETA: I still have Ventrilo! I’ll be in the chat.
EETA: Can somebody who’s run a Yahoo league before be assistant commish and make sure I set everything up right? It keeps telling me to finalize keepers and things I’ve already done.

Did you finalize teams under the commissioner tools page? Otherwise the keepers look like they’re set correctly, but I’ve not actually commished a keeper league so I’m not sure.

Yes. If I go to the “finalize” link it tells me that clicking on the button now will “lock” rather than “unlock” them.

You want it to be locked and finalized, so having your option being “unlock” is correct - locked being the current state, it gives you the option to toggle it to unlocked. So if the option is unlock, leave it, it’s correct - but if it’s locked, click it.

Yeah, I was just worried about the keeper/draft trade inputs, really. It keeps prompting me to go enter them but when I do it shows me the correct order and keeper selections. I assume it’s just being redundant.

It appears to be correct to me but I’ve never entered keepers. Is there a warning on the main page about needing to make a change to a setting, or just when you go into the keeper management page?

I’m just now sitting down and prepping specifically for this draft. One issue I think I spot is that Miles Austin is listed as a keeper, but I checked and he was drafted in the 11th round in 2009 and kept in 2010 in the 9th and in 2011 for a 7th rounder which, I think, makes him ineligible to be kept this year.

Argh. You’re right. I’ll take him off.

We can enter the draft up to 45 minutes ahead of time now, so hop on soonish. Also hop on vent if you’re interested in such things as fun and social interaction.

I was timing all the drafts this year for future reference - this was about 1:30.

Nobody has. Keepers are a new feature to Yahoo! this year.

Will post brief recap today.

Draft results!

Baltimore Weirdos
1 -1 Arian Foster(Hou - RB)
2 -28 Doug Martin(TB - RB)
3 -29 Miles Austin(Dal - WR)
4 -56 Eric Decker(Den - WR)
5 -57 Robert Griffin III(Was - QB)
6 -84 Anquan Boldin(Bal - WR)
7 -85 Titus Young(Det - WR)
8 -112 Rob Gronkowski(NE - TE)
9 -113 Ronnie Hillman(Den - RB)
10 -140 Baltimore(Bal - DEF)
11 -141 Andy Dalton(Cin - QB)
12 -168 Brent Celek(Phi - TE)
13 -169 Bernard Scott(Cin - RB)
14 -196 Devin Hester(Chi - WR)
15 -197 Sebastian Janikowski(Oak - K)
16 -224 Ronnie Brown(SD - RB)

Spiritus Mundane
1 -2 Ray Rice(Bal - RB)
2 -27 Eli Manning(NYG - QB)
3 -30 Marques Colston(NO - WR)
4 -50 Antonio Gates(SD - TE)
5 -70 Kevin Smith(Det - RB)
6 -71 Torrey Smith(Bal - WR)
7 -86 Evan Royster(Was - RB)
8 -106 Santonio Holmes(NYJ - WR)
9 -126 Michael Crabtree(SF - WR)
10 -139 Felix Jones(Dal - RB)
11 -142 LaMichael James(SF - RB)
12 -167 Denarius Moore(Oak - WR)
13 -170 Nate Burleson(Det - WR)
14 -195 New England(NE - DEF)
15 -198 Mark Sanchez(NYJ - QB)
16 -223 Matt Prater(Den - K)

HungryHungryHaruspex
1 -3 Aaron Rodgers(GB - QB)
2 -26 Brandon Lloyd(NE - WR)
3 -31 Ahmad Bradshaw(NYG - RB)
4 -54 Percy Harvin(Min - WR)
5 -59 Demaryius Thomas(Den - WR)
6 -82 Jason Witten(Dal - TE)
7 -87 Rashad Jennings(Jac - RB)
8 -110 Jordy Nelson(GB - WR)
9 -115 Russell Wilson(Sea - QB)
10 -138 Jonathan Dwyer(Pit - RB)
11 -143 Bilal Powell(NYJ - RB)
12 -166 Steve Smith(StL - WR)
13 -171 Green Bay(GB - DEF)
14 -194 Josh Gordon(Cle - WR)
15 -199 Dallas(Dal - DEF)
16 -222 Lawrence Tynes(NYG - K)

Fightin’ Quakers
1 -4 LeSean McCoy(Phi - RB)
2 -25 Mike Wallace(Pit - WR)
3 -32 Dwayne Bowe(KC - WR)
4 -53 Peyton Manning(Den - QB)
5 -60 David Wilson(NYG - RB)
6 -81 Stevan Ridley(NE - RB)
7 -88 Kyle Rudolph(Min - TE)
8 -109 Robbie Gould(Chi - K)
9 -116 Chicago(Chi - DEF)
10 -137 Shane Vereen(NE - RB)
11 -144 Jon Baldwin(KC - WR)
12 -165 Lance Kendricks(StL - TE)
13 -172 Christian Ponder(Min - QB)
14 -193 Joe McKnight(NYJ - RB)
15 -200 Washington(Was - DEF)
16 -221 Billy Cundiff(Was - K)

Omni’s Omnipotents
1 -5 Tom Brady(NE - QB)
2 -24 Hakeem Nicks(NYG - WR)
3 -33 Frank Gore(SF - RB)
4 -52 BenJarvus Green-Ellis(Cin - RB)
5 -61 DeAngelo Williams(Car - RB)
6 -80 Reggie Wayne(Ind - WR)
7 -89 Pierre Garcon(Was - WR)
8 -108 Mikel LeShoure(Det - RB)
9 -117 Alshon Jeffery(Chi - WR)
10 -136 Robert Turbin(Sea - RB)
11 -145 Greg Olsen(Car - TE)
12 -164 Jake Locker(Ten - QB)
13 -173 Jacob Tamme(Den - TE)
14 -192 Mason Crosby(GB - K)
15 -201 Atlanta(Atl - DEF)
16 -220 Lestar Jean(Hou - WR)

Varlos’ Zzzzzzz
1 -6 Chris Johnson(Ten - RB)
2 -23 Steven Jackson(StL - RB)
3 -34 Dez Bryant(Dal - WR)
4 -51 Jonathan Stewart(Car - RB)
5 -62 DeSean Jackson(Phi - WR)
6 -79 Fred Davis(Was - TE)
7 -90 Jay Cutler(Chi - QB)
8 -107 Ryan Fitzpatrick(Buf - QB)
9 -118 Roy Helu(Was - RB)
10 -135 Laurent Robinson(Jac - WR)
11 -146 Vincent Brown(SD - WR)
12 -163 New York(NYJ - DEF)
13 -174 Davone Bess(Mia - WR)
14 -191 Stephen Gostkowski(NE - K)
15 -202 Emmanuel Sanders(Pit - WR)
16 -219 Javon Ringer(Ten - RB)

Fourth & Nineteen
1 -7 Calvin Johnson(Det - WR)
2 -17 Trent Richardson(Cle - RB)
3 -43 Stevie Johnson(Buf - WR)
4 -45 Shonn Greene(NYJ - RB)
5 -68 Mark Ingram(NO - RB)
6 -96 Cam Newton(Car - QB)
7 -99 Tony Gonzalez(Atl - TE)
8 -101 Sidney Rice(Sea - WR)
9 -124 Darren Sproles(NO - RB)
10 -129 Daniel Thomas(Mia - RB)
11 -152 Brandon LaFell(Car - WR)
12 -157 Sam Bradford(StL - QB)
13 -180 Delone Carter(Ind - RB)
14 -185 Buffalo(Buf - DEF)
15 -208 Martellus Bennett(NYG - TE)
16 -213 Alex Henery(Phi - K)

DrewBrees’sBirthmark
1 -8 Drew Brees(NO - QB)
2 -21 Michael Turner(Atl - RB)
3 -36 Reggie Bush(Mia - RB)
4 -49 Donald Brown(Ind - RB)
5 -64 Jimmy Graham(NO - TE)
6 -77 Ryan Williams(Ari - RB)
7 -92 Malcom Floyd(SD - WR)
8 -105 Lance Moore(NO - WR)
9 -120 Philadelphia(Phi - DEF)
10 -133 Doug Baldwin(Sea - WR)
11 -148 Taiwan Jones(Oak - RB)
12 -161 Alex Smith(SF - QB)
13 -176 Chris Ivory(NO - RB)
14 -189 New York(NYG - DEF)
15 -204 Kevin Walter(Hou - WR)
16 -217 Dan Bailey(Dal - K)

No Use For A Name
1 -9 Matt Forte(Chi - RB)
2 -20 Greg Jennings(GB - WR)
3 -37 Jeremy Maclin(Phi - WR)
4 -48 Tony Romo(Dal - QB)
5 -65 Jermichael Finley(GB - TE)
6 -76 Cedric Benson(GB - RB)
7 -93 Isaac Redman(Pit - RB)
8 -104 Justin Blackmon(Jac - WR)
9 -121 Kendall Wright(Ten - WR)
10 -132 Joe Flacco(Bal - QB)
11 -149 Jared Cook(Ten - TE)
12 -160 Houston(Hou - DEF)
13 -177 Victor Cruz(NYG - WR)
14 -188 Brandon Jackson(Cle - RB)
15 -205 Brian Quick(StL - WR)
16 -216 Greg Zuerlein(StL - K)

Exploding Pancakes
1 -10 Larry Fitzgerald(Ari - WR)
2 -19 Brandon Marshall(Chi - WR)
3 -38 Matthew Stafford(Det - QB)
4 -47 Peyton Hillis(KC - RB)
5 -66 Vernon Davis(SF - TE)
6 -75 Jacquizz Rodgers(Atl - RB)
7 -94 Kenny Britt(Ten - WR)
8 -103 Greg Little(Cle - WR)
9 -122 Nate Washington(Ten - WR)
10 -131 Kendall Hunter(SF - RB)
11 -150 Rueben Randle(NYG - WR)
12 -159 Alfred Morris(Was - RB)
13 -178 Toby Gerhart(Min - RB)
14 -187 David Akers(SF - K)
15 -206 Kansas City(KC - DEF)
16 -215 Dustin Keller(NYJ - TE)

Moridwon (Hamlet)
1 -11 Maurice Jones-Drew(Jac - RB)
2 -18 Roddy White(Atl - WR)
3 -39 Willis McGahee(Den - RB)
4 -46 Michael Vick(Phi - QB)
5 -67 Andrew Luck(Ind - QB)
6 -74 Darren McFadden(Oak - RB)
7 -95 Brandon Pettigrew(Det - TE)
8 -102 Robert Meachem(SD - WR)
9 -123 Randall Cobb(GB - WR)
10 -130 Isaiah Pead(StL - RB)
11 -151 Danny Amendola(StL - WR)
12 -158 Alex Green(GB - RB)
13 -179 Detroit(Det - DEF)
14 -186 Lamar Miller(Mia - RB)
15 -207 Eddie Royal(SD - WR)
16 -214 Jason Hanson(Det - K)

Off Constantly
1 -12 Jamaal Charles(KC - RB)
2 -22 Fred Jackson(Buf - RB)
3 -35 DeMarco Murray(Dal - RB)
4 -40 Julio Jones(Atl - WR)
5 -63 A.J. Green(Cin - WR)
6 -73 Ben Tate(Hou - RB)
7 -78 Matt Schaub(Hou - QB)
8 -91 C.J. Spiller(Buf - RB)
9 -119 San Francisco(SF - DEF)
10 -134 Michael Floyd(Ari - WR)
11 -162 Coby Fleener(Ind - TE)
12 -175 Mario Manningham(SF - WR)
13 -190 Carson Palmer(Oak - QB)
14 -203 Randy Moss(SF - WR)
15 -211 Garrett Hartley(NO - K)
16 -218 Stephen Hill(NYJ - WR)

Crabby Hermits
1 -13 Ryan Mathews(SD - RB)
2 -16 Matt Ryan(Atl - QB)
3 -41 Aaron Hernandez(NE - TE)
4 -44 Michael Bush(Chi - RB)
5 -69 Steve Smith(Car - WR)
6 -72 Ben Roethlisberger(Pit - QB)
7 -97 Pierre Thomas(NO - RB)
8 -100 Darrius Heyward-Bey(Oak - WR)
9 -125 LeGarrette Blount(TB - RB)
10 -128 Austin Collie(Ind - WR)
11 -153 Antonio Brown(Pit - WR)
12 -156 Pittsburgh(Pit - DEF)
13 -181 Santana Moss(Was - WR)
14 -184 Chris Rainey(Pit - RB)
15 -209 Mike Tolbert(Car - RB)
16 -212 Rob Bironas(Ten - K)

9 Inch Neils (RNATB)
1 -14 Andre Johnson(Hou - WR)
2 -15 Adrian Peterson(Min - RB)
3 -42 Wes Welker(NE - WR)
4 -55 Vincent Jackson(TB - WR)
5 -58 Philip Rivers(SD - QB)
6 -83 Beanie Wells(Ari - RB)
7 -98 Rashard Mendenhall(Pit - RB)
8 -111 Marshawn Lynch(Sea - RB)
9 -114 Mike Williams(TB - WR)
10 -127 Jermaine Gresham(Cin - TE)
11 -147 Josh Freeman(TB - QB)
12 -154 Seattle(Sea - DEF)
13 -155 James Starks(GB - RB)
14 -182 Jerome Simpson(Min - WR)
15 -183 Jahvid Best(Det - RB)
16 -210 Matt Bryant(Atl - K)