mmmm, that doees look yummy. I can find Old Peculier Old Peculier at ABC liquors in South Florida (often, but not always) so I don’t think of it has terribly obscure. I don’t think anyone should be forced to extraordinary measures, so we can always declare an acceptable fall back beer when the time comes. It’s really the sweet nectar of victory that I will be savorinh, anyway. 
At close to $20 a 4-pack it ought to be. 
I think you need add a bottle of Old Crow to go with that.
My goal is to not actually draft a single player for my own team. I’m almost there.
I love it!! My own goal was to not have to draft anybody after round 12, but I couldn’t manage to swing that one.
Okay, thanks for the input folks. Cooley, Big Ben, and Travis Taylor will be my picks. I’m just not high at all on Burleson, and Travis moves up the depth chart via osmosis. Or was it Koren Robinson being a complete fucknut? Nah. Must have been osmosis.
$20 
For that price it should drive me home afterward.
Let’s put a cap of $40 + shipping cost, beverage of the winner’s choice.
Here’s a suggestion, maybe we should send a package of the losers favorite local beer to the winner. Not much point in you paying for shipping to send a beer that I can walk down the street and nab.
Works for me. I’m always happy to discover a new beer.
Old Style it is!!!
Okay, here’s a data dump of the state of the league. Let me know if you spot any errors. (The trade log ignores keepers.) I’ll be sending a mass email with all your draft worksheets in a bit.
KEEPER LIST
Quarterbacks
Bledsoe, D. (Dal) - Hermits in the 7th (7.10)
Brady, T. (NE) - Mundi in the 4th (4.12)
Delhomme, J. (Car) - 4th&19 in the 6th (6.3)
Manning, E. (NYG) - Fanboys in the 7th (7.14)
*Palmer, C. (Cin) - (Munch) in the 8th (8.14)
Rivers, P. (SD) - 4th&19 in the 14th (14.3)
*Roethlisberger, B. (Pit) - Culpable in the 10th (10.10)
Running Backs
*Dunn, W. (Atl) - Mundi in the 3rd (3.14)
Gore, F. (SF) - Quakers in the 8th (8.9)
*Jackson, S. (StL) - Moridwon in the 2nd (2.7)
*Johnson, L. (KC) - Weirdos in the 7th (7.7)
Jones, T. (Chi) - Pear Shape in the 2nd (2.14)
*Jordan, L. (Oak) - (Munch) in the 3rd (3.13)
*McGahee, W. (Buf) - VarlosZ in the 3rd (3.11)
Parker, W. (Pit) - Hermits in the 9th (9.10)
Rhodes, D. (Ind) - Pear Shape in the 14th (14.14)
*Taylor, C. (Min) - NOLA in the 7th (7.4)
Wide Receivers
*Boldin, A. (Ari) - Chitwood in the 4th (4.6)
Bryant, A. (SF) - Chitwood in the 10th (10.6)
Burress, P. (NYG) - Fanboys in the 4th (4.13)
Curtis, K. (StL) - Pear Shape in the 12th (12.13)
Fitzgerald, L. (Ari) - Quakers in the 3rd (3.6)
Glenn, T. (Dal) - Moridwon in the 14th (14.11)
Jenkins, M. (Atl) - (Munch) in the 13th (13.13)
Jones, Ma. (Jac) - Quakers in the 9th (9.6)
Moss, Sa. (Was) - Mundi in the 6th (6.13)
Taylor, T. (Min) - Culpable in the 12th (12.10)
Toomer, A. (NYG) - Fanboys in the 10th (10.13)
*Williams, Ro. (Det) - neuroman in the 5th (5.14)
Tight Ends
Cooley, C. (Was) - Culpable in the 8th (8.10)
*Gates, A. (SD) - Weirdos in the 8th (8.8)
Team Defenses
Chicago, (Chi) - NOLA in the 12th (12.11)
*Pittsburgh, (Pit) - Hermits in the 10th (10.5)
*Also kept last year.
TRADE LOG
7/25/2006
New York Fanboys and Mundis Morning Glory have agreed to the following trade:
Fanboys give: 6.13 (83) + 7.2 (86) + 15.2 (198) - 560 value
Mundi gives: 6.1 (71) + 7.14 (98) + 15.14 (210) - 578 value
8/10/2006
New York Fanboys and Rhinosaurs(neuroman) have agreed to the following trade:
Fanboys give: 5.2 (58) + 11.2 (142) - 568 value
neuroman gives: 6.12 (82) + 7.3 (87) - 561 value
8/13/2006
NOLA Sex Panthers and Mundis Morning Glory have agreed to the following trade:
NOLA gives: 3.4 (32) + 14.11 (193) - 804 value
Mundi gives: 15.2 (198) + 16.1 (211) - 0 value
8/19/2006
Mundis Morning Glory and Rhinosaurs(neuroman) have agreed to the following trade:
Mundi gives: 4.1 (43) + 5.14 (70) + 12.1 (155) - 1112 value
neuroman gives: 4.12 (54) + 5.3 (59) + 10.12 (138) - 1108 value
8/20/2006
Gone Pear Shaped and OBC (Munch) have agreed to the following trade:
Pear Shape gives: 2.2 (16) + 3.13 (41) + 5.13 (69) - 2259 value
(Munch) gives: 2.14 (28) + 3.1 (29) + 5.1 (57) - 2244 value
8/24/2006
New York Fanboys and Gone Pear Shaped have agreed to the following trade:
Fanboys give: 7.3 (87) + 8.13 (111) + 12.13 (167) - 415 value
Pear Shape gives: 7.13 (97) + 8.2 (100) + 12.2 (156) - 413 value
8/28/2006
Mundis Morning Glory and Moridwon have agreed to the following trade:
Mundi gives: 14.11 (193) - 0 value
Moridwon gives: 9.8 (120) - 88 value
8/29/2006
Gone Pear Shaped and OBC (Munch) have agreed to the following trade:
Pear Shape gives: 5.1 (57) + 13.13 (181) + 14.2 (184) + 16.2 (212) - 535 value
(Munch) gives: 4.14 (56) + 13.1 (169) + 14.14 (196) + 16.14 (224) - 560 value
DRAFT PICKS
OBC (Munch)
01-01 (001): 1889
02-02 (016): 1167
03-13 (041): 682
05-01 (057): 519
05-13 (069): 410
06-14 (084): 284
07-01 (085): 276
08-14 (112): 114
09-01 (113): 111
10-14 (140): 59
11-01 (141): 59
12-14 (168): 34
13-13 (181): 10
14-02 (184): 6
15-01 (197): 0
16-02 (212): 0
New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
01-02 (002): 1823
02-13 (027): 890
03-02 (030): 836
04-13 (055): 538
06-01 (071): 393
06-12 (082): 300
07-13 (097): 191
07-14 (098): 185
08-02 (100): 173
09-02 (114): 107
10-13 (139): 60
12-02 (156): 49
13-02 (170): 31
14-13 (195): 0
15-14 (210): 0
16-13 (223): 0
Rhinosaurs(neuroman)
01-03 (003): 1759
02-12 (026): 910
03-03 (031): 820
04-01 (043): 660
05-02 (058): 510
05-14 (070): 402
08-12 (110): 122
09-03 (115): 103
11-02 (142): 58
11-03 (143): 57
12-01 (155): 50
12-12 (166): 37
13-03 (171): 29
14-12 (194): 0
15-03 (199): 0
16-12 (222): 0
NOLA Sex Panthers (BabaBooey)
01-04 (004): 1699
02-11 (025): 931
04-11 (053): 557
05-04 (060): 491
06-11 (081): 308
07-04 (088): 253
08-11 (109): 127
09-04 (116): 100
10-11 (137): 61
11-04 (144): 57
12-11 (165): 39
13-04 (172): 27
15-02 (198): 0
15-04 (200): 0
16-01 (211): 0
16-11 (221): 0
Culpable Deniability (Nurse Carmen)
01-05 (005): 1642
02-10 (024): 952
03-05 (033): 788
04-10 (052): 566
05-05 (061): 482
06-10 (080): 316
07-05 (089): 246
08-10 (108): 131
09-05 (117): 97
10-10 (136): 62
11-05 (145): 56
12-10 (164): 40
13-05 (173): 25
14-10 (192): 0
15-05 (201): 0
16-10 (220): 0
Fightin’ Quakers (furt)
01-06 (006): 1587
02-09 (023): 975
03-06 (034): 773
04-09 (051): 576
05-06 (062): 473
06-09 (079): 325
07-06 (090): 239
08-09 (107): 136
09-06 (118): 94
10-09 (135): 63
11-06 (146): 56
12-09 (163): 42
13-06 (174): 23
14-09 (191): 0
15-06 (202): 0
16-09 (219): 0
Baltimore Weirdos (Weirddave)
01-07 (007): 1535
02-08 (022): 998
03-07 (035): 759
04-08 (050): 586
05-07 (063): 464
06-08 (078): 333
07-07 (091): 231
08-08 (106): 141
09-07 (119): 91
10-08 (134): 64
11-07 (147): 55
12-08 (162): 43
13-07 (175): 21
14-08 (190): 1
15-07 (203): 0
16-08 (218): 0
Moridwon (Hamlet)
01-08 (008): 1485
02-07 (021): 1023
03-08 (036): 745
04-07 (049): 596
05-08 (064): 455
06-07 (077): 341
07-08 (092): 224
08-07 (105): 146
10-07 (133): 65
11-08 (148): 55
12-07 (161): 44
13-08 (176): 20
14-07 (189): 1
14-11 (193): 0
15-08 (204): 0
16-07 (217): 0
Chitwood - TBA (Jimmy Chitwood)
01-09 (009): 1438
02-06 (020): 1049
03-09 (037): 732
04-06 (048): 606
05-09 (065): 446
06-06 (076): 350
07-09 (093): 217
08-06 (104): 151
09-09 (121): 86
10-06 (132): 66
11-09 (149): 54
12-06 (160): 45
13-09 (177): 18
14-06 (188): 1
15-09 (205): 0
16-06 (216): 0
Crabby Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
01-10 (010): 1393
02-05 (019): 1076
03-10 (038): 719
04-05 (047): 616
05-10 (066): 437
06-05 (075): 358
07-10 (094): 211
08-05 (103): 156
09-10 (122): 83
10-05 (131): 67
11-10 (150): 53
12-05 (159): 46
13-10 (178): 16
14-05 (187): 2
15-10 (206): 0
16-05 (215): 0
Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
01-11 (011): 1351
02-04 (018): 1105
03-11 (039): 707
04-04 (046): 627
05-11 (067): 428
06-04 (074): 367
07-11 (095): 204
08-04 (102): 161
09-11 (123): 81
10-04 (130): 69
11-11 (151): 53
12-04 (158): 47
13-11 (179): 14
14-04 (186): 3
15-11 (207): 0
16-04 (214): 0
Fourth and Nineteen (Wilson)
01-12 (012): 1310
02-03 (017): 1135
03-12 (040): 694
04-03 (045): 638
05-12 (068): 419
06-03 (073): 375
07-12 (096): 197
08-03 (101): 167
09-12 (124): 79
10-03 (129): 70
11-12 (152): 52
12-03 (157): 48
13-12 (180): 12
14-03 (185): 4
15-12 (208): 0
16-03 (213): 0
Gone Pear Shaped (Omniscient)
01-13 (013): 1272
02-14 (028): 872
03-01 (029): 853
04-02 (044): 648
04-14 (056): 528
06-02 (072): 384
07-03 (087): 261
08-13 (111): 118
09-13 (125): 77
10-02 (128): 72
11-13 (153): 52
12-13 (167): 36
13-01 (169): 32
14-14 (196): 0
15-13 (209): 0
16-14 (224): 0
Mundis Morning Glory (Spiritus Mundi)
01-14 (014): 1235
02-01 (015): 1200
03-04 (032): 804
03-14 (042): 671
04-12 (054): 547
05-03 (059): 500
06-13 (083): 292
07-02 (086): 268
08-01 (099): 179
09-08 (120): 88
09-14 (126): 75
10-01 (127): 73
10-12 (138): 61
11-14 (154): 51
13-14 (182): 9
14-01 (183): 7
Should I have gotten that worksheet already? I didn’t.
Anyway, I was just doing a find-and-replace in excel to take all the kept players out of my master list, and after they had all been found and replaced I was reviewing what the available player list looked like. One of the guys on my list was just named “Ton.” Couldn’t figure out what the fuck I had done, until I realized it was T"Roy Williams"on. Yeah, that’s the whole story.
Never mind, I got it.
Speaking of which, Mundi raised a good point recently. Half of us aren’t even selecting our own keepers, since we traded our keeper picks down. That means that we should all put all the keepers on our yahoo exclude list, including our own.
And for that matter, for those of us who’ve made trades, the preranking is worthless. I went in to set it just now and was like, what the hell? Do I rank them by the picks I actually own, or the ones listed in yahoo? Too much of a headache to bother.
5 days, 12 hours 38 minutes and 14 seconds and counting…
Ellis - I got your email. Great stuff. I must thank you publicly and profusely for the amount of work you have put into keeping this thing running and managing all of the permutations of trades that we owners have ingeniously (diabolically?) collaborated upon. Kudos to you and your OCD.
I hereby appoint you, with neither debate nor possibility of refusal, He-Hate-Commissioner-for-Life. :eek: :eek:
Deal with it.
BTW – I am adding all keepers to my “do not draft list” pre-draft, then chaining myself to the computer at 10:15 Monday night. I humbly suggest that others plan to do the same. Sobriety optional but not recommended.
Holy crap, I go on SDMB-sabbatical for a month or so, and the whole damn league explodes. I had never seen an actual, agreed-upon draft pick trade in a league before until now. . .
First, great job, Ellis. If it were up to me to keep track of trades and keepers, the league would’ve disbanded weeks ago. This is most impressive.
Second, how are we going to keep this straight during the draft? I voted “yes” on draft pick trading because I never imagined there would be more than a couple of trades. Now, I’m not so sure I don’t want to change my vote.
I hereby predict that this will be the last year we allow draft pick trades, as the NFL is going to have to push back the start of the season just to give us enough time to straighten out all of Monday’s SNAFUs. Hope I’m wrong, though.
O Ye of little faith.
If all parties add all keepers to their “ignore” list, I think the number of SNAFU’s will be reduced significantly. Yes, the trade of draft picks adds (a lot) of complexity to the exercise, but thanks to Ellis we all have the information necessary to stay on top of it. The worst case scenario would be for one party of a trade to not show up on draft day. I think in that case we would have to trat it like we treated “oops” picks on keepers last year: the owner who got the “autodraft shaft” would reserve the rights to the player he wanted to select. The player actually taken would be up for grabs again through a scrubstitute pick (Todd Pinkston, anyone?)
It reads more complicated than it plays, but I think it won’t be any worse than what we had to clean up last year (remember the missing 16th round?)
Well, I’m glad somebody else said it.
Does that work? IIRC, last year the ignore list only affected those who were absent and drafting from a list; players on “ignore” still showed up on the list if you’re drafting manually.
Hoo-boy. I would suggest that someone (probably Ellis) should constantly announce the upcoming anomalies at the start of each round, and as the picks draw near, and that everyone scan the keeper list before every single pick they make.
Yes, it only applies to absentee drafters. We can manually draft anyone on our exclude list.
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