He Hate Me Keeper League - Year 16

A lot of craziness this week heading into playoffs. Hermits is essentially a lock because of points, but could end up anywhere from 2nd to 6th place. Meanwhile, the next 3 7-5 teams are lower in points than the next 4 6-6 teams. And because how the match-ups are, we could end up with 9 teams at 7-6.

I just tried to figure out the playoffs and it gave me a headache and I gave up. Two people have clinched, but otherwise we have 4 7-5 teams and 6 6-6 teams. All of those teams could potentially take the 4 remaining playoff slots. But… some of the 6-6 teams have a points advantage over some of the 7-5 teams and some don’t, but he plays him and they play that guy and it all gets complicated so I’ll let someone else figure out the scenarios.

He Hate Me - Week 13

**Rnk Week 13…Actual…Rnk Season…Actual

  1. Mundi +5…156.16…01. Hermit…1442.15
  2. dale +2…111.84…02. Mundi…1439.65
  3. Weird +7…102.57…03. Hamlet…1356.85
  4. Tcups +8…101.20…04. Beef…1334.95
  5. Wilson -2…100.77…05. dale +3…1320.37
  6. RNATB -1…87.80…06. Wilson +1…1314.89
  7. Beef…86.97…07. motu -1…1300.45
  8. motu -7…84.07…08. enalzi -3…1281.64
  9. Hamlet…80.23…09. Munch…1273.41
  10. Hermit +1…76.97…10. RNATB…1260.98
  11. Omni +2…72.20…11. Omni…1216.44
  12. Munch -4…65.10…12. Weird…1199.58
  13. Twife +1…58.07…13. Tcups…1041.09
  14. enalzi -12…42.87…14. Twife…864.43**

**Rnk Week 13…Potential…Rnk Season…Potential

  1. Mundi +4…156.86…01. Mundi +1…1633.26
  2. Weird +10…120.47…02. Hermit -1…1579.34
  3. dale +1…116.37…03. Beef…1547.42
  4. RNATB +4…115.80…04. Hamlet +1…1545.22
  5. Wilson +2…110.07…05. Wilson +1…1535.97
  6. Tcups +5…108.70…06. enalzi -2…1511.38
  7. motu -5…106.70…07. dale +1…1451.23
  8. Hamlet -2…105.07…08. Weird +1…1440.58
  9. Beef…100.50…09. Omni -2…1432.50
  10. Munch…97.30…10. motu…1420.54
  11. Hermit +2…96.10…11. Munch…1386.12
  12. Twife +2…88.97…12. RNATB…1356.24
  13. Omni -12…87.40…13. Tcups…1239.98
  14. enalzi -11…64.77…14. Twife…1103.45**

**Rnk Week 13…Coach…Rnk Season…Coach.

  1. Mundi +12…100% A+…01. RNATB…93% A-
  2. dale +7…96% A…02. Munch…92% A-
  3. Tcups +9…93% A…03. motu…92% A-
  4. Wilson -3…92% A-…04. Hermit…91% A-
  5. Beef +3…87% B…05. dale…91% A-
  6. Weird +1…85% B…06. Mundi +1…88% B+
  7. Omni +7…83% B-…07. Hamlet -1…88% B+
  8. Hermit +2…80% B-…08. Beef…86% B
  9. motu -6…79% C+…09. Wilson +1…86% B
  10. Hamlet +1…76% C…10. Omni +1…85% B
  11. RNATB -9…76% C…11. enalzi -2…85% B
  12. Munch -7…67% D…12. Tcups +1…84% B
  13. enalzi -7…66% D…13. Weird -1…83% B
  14. Twife -10…65% D…14. Twife…78% C+**
    Looks like the regular season is now over in this league, so these are the final standings I’ll post.

We’ve got our championship game. Big Mac Attack (Enalzi) vs Chicago Cardinals (dalej42).

This is actually the only league I’ve seen where the top two seeds made it to the championship game. The playoffs have been so topsy turvy with reliable stars putting up dud games and mediocre players having huge games that in a lot of the leagues the top seeds got crushed in the previous rounds.

The third place game is Hermits vs Spiritus Mundi.

Congratulations to dalej42, our winner this year.

  1. Chicago Cardinals (dalej42)
  2. Big Mack Attack (enalzi)
  3. Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
  4. Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi)
  5. Baltimore Weirdos (weirddave)
  6. Disgruntled Goats (motu)
  7. Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson)
  8. Moridwon (Hamlet)
  9. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  10. Carcossa Yellow Kings (Munch)
  11. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
  12. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  13. The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups’ wife)
  14. The Quack Attack (Sir T-Cups)
    Thanks to everyone for playing this year. Thanks again to Wilson who will be taking over commissioner next year to help lighten my load a bit (since I had to pick up commishing the dynasty league this year). So I’ll let him start the thread next year. I should be available if you need any procedural help to get things started.

I’ve really enjoyed this league and I’ll certainly be back next year. 14 teams is my favorite format of fantasy football. I believe this is my first SDMB league win except for the Super Bowl pick ‘em thread.

It’s been a pretty good fantasy year for me, winning this league, 5th in the dynasty league, and falling to 5th in the SDMB baseball big league after being in the hunt most of the season.

Congrats to Dale. Well done.

Congrats to dalej42!

And congrats to that guy who won the consolation bracket and gets the first pick next year… who was that… oh me.

Senor Beef - one thing while I’m thinking about it - how does the draft order for next year work? I seem to remember that we changed the rules so that only the consolation bracket winner goes at the head of the draft, then followed by reverse finishing order.
Is that right? So I’d just take the order from your post 125 and reverse it, then put me at the top?

I’m sure I’ll have more questions when we get closer to next year’s draft, but thought I’d ask that one now.

Disappointing end as my team under performed almost across the board, but pretty happy with coming in 2nd in a new league for me.

Might as well put this here - https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-nfl-rb-rod-smart-aka-xfls-he-hate-me-found-safe-after-being-reported-missing-in-south-carolina/

He Hate Me (Rod Smart) reported missing, but found safe.

Are we doing this again this year?

I am - but I get the feeling interest has waned. I hope I’m wrong!

Who is running the league?

I am - been on vacation the last week… I’ve renewed the league and will be sending out invites to everyone in the next day or two, as well as starting a new thread.

I’ll be back to defend my title.

Thanks. The Hermits are signed in.

Hermits started Stafford against me and he’s out. S/he only has one other QB on the roster which is Rudolph who only got 1.87 fantasy points, but I’ll allow a post mortem switch if necessary.

Edit: Woops, wrong thread.