He needs to get the fuck outta here already!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Marvin K. Mooney will you please get the fuck out now!
The time has come you sonuvabich.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just fucking go!
Go.
Go!
I don’t fucking care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by a goddam cow.
Marvin K. Mooney will you please get the fuck out now!
You can go on motherfuckin’ skates.
You can go on motherfuckin’ skis.
You can go in a motherfuckin’ hat.
But
Please go.
Please FUCKING GO!
I don’t care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a fucking Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Marvin K. Mooney
I don’t care how.
Marvin K. Mooney
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by a motherfuckin’ fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion’s tail.
Or stamp your ass
And go by mail.
Marvin K. Mooney
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your fucking way!
Please Marvin K.!
You might like going in a motherfuckin’ Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by goddam camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-fuckin-boat
. . . or jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just get!
Marvin K. Mooney!
I fucking don’t care how.
Marvin K. Mooney
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
FUCKING GO
And
FUCKING GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Marvin WENT."

2

Are you seriuosly pitting Dr. Seuss or is this a parody that we’ve missed the link to?

3

Who cares what this is. It’s brilliant.

4

"You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a fucking Zike-Bike
If you like. "

Posting in an epic thread.

5

I just didn’t want to miss anything if there was something more. :stuck_out_tongue:

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7

Before they close the thread, I just want to say that I was amused.

8

Or at least move it to Mundane Pointless Shit I Must Fucking Share.

9

Am I the only one who has no fucking idea who Marvin K. Mooney is?

10

No you’re not.

11

I do not like this in the Pit.
I do not like it, not one bit.
To MPSIMS this thread must go.
That’s where joke threads live, don’t you know?

12

Sounds like somebody’s kids like the good Doctor.

13

The link on post six
proclaims Mr. Mooney
that he’s just a character
from a Su-ess cartoony