Here’s one on CNN.com I just totally misread before reading the whole thing (it was on two lines):
"Tiger is still missing as mystery deepens… "
What’s up with Tiger Woods now? He gets in that suspicious crash and messes up his legs up a couple months ago, now he’s missing? Did he get hooked on prescription meds again, black out and wander off or something?
“…over man who was seen with it”
oooohkay, right, that bengal tiger in Texas that the murderer owned. Duh.