Headlines We'd Like to See

spogga still can’t do bold, pleads for help…again

Use the “[” then a “b” then a “]” followed by the text you want bolded then a “[” and a “/b” and finally a “]” should work.

BRUCE LEE LIVES!
and he’s whoopin’ ass

Large Reserves Of Valium Discovered In Middle East

Standford Study Concludes: Life Does, Indeed, Suck

God Makes Announcement: "That Stuff About Eternal Hellfire? I Was Just Kidding. There Is No Hell"

Palestinians, Israelis Ask Each Other “What The Hell Is The Point Of All This Damn Fighting?” Subtitle: Both Sides To Cease-Fire.

Congress Agrees To Disagree Over Abortion

President Schwarzenegger O.K’s Tactical Nuclear Strike Against France

Bin Laden Wrong fundamental Islam proven to not be better than Christianity.

" Oh, sorry for all the inconvenience." Was all the googli-eyed megamanic could say.

Recall Election Cancelled - “Oh, Never Mind,” says GOP

Schwarzenegger Elected, Recall Underway

Bush Makes Speach and Doesn’t Mention God!

Pope CatholicSubtitle: Bears still crapping in woods

Gravity Myth! Earth Sucks!

Related story, page 2…

New York neighborhood renamed Paris’ Kitchen

Hillary and Newt Caught in D.C. Lovenest

JIMMY HOFFA FOUND

[sub]Was plotting world domination scheme with Judge Carter, Lord Lucan[/sub]

lightingtool Learns How to Spell "Speech"

Related Story - “Spaces after bolding next on agenda”

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Subtitle: “One Good Turn Deserves Another”

Subtitle: “Arnie Desperate To Fight Recall With Very Popular War”

Can’t add anything to that one! You actually got a real-life out-loud “HA!” out of me! Bravo!

SDMB obtains new, fast servers

Related Story:
Workers waste time with improved efficiency

Jesus has returned and he is pissed!

Bush makes speech and doesn’t refer to 9-11!

Schwarzenegger denounces Hitler, claims he IS Hitler!

Dictionary Conspiracy- There is a “P” in Hampster

** God denounces religion - and own existence! Kills all followers, then turns omnipotent powers on self, leaving atheists to clean up. Police are baffled… **

Posh Spice Takes Vow of Silence

American Public Demand Less Idiotic Television, Movies

Tory Party Gives Up; Admits They Don’t Know What the Hell They Want

…and in the interest of balanced reporting:

Democrats Find Clue

Football Players’ Salaries Capped at £25,000 per Year
Surplus to Fund Schools, Hospitals

Gyrate In Surprise Vatican Vote Upset
Promises to Institute Chocolate-Flavored Communion Wafers

David Blaine Announces Next Amazing Feat of Endurance
“For my next trick, I will avoid all media coverage for the next 20 years.”