Every Fart - Sara Daze
Motörhead: Fart of Stone 
Wondering what this is really about…
First, my favorite:
Jar of Farts – Christina Perri
Also:
What Becomes of the Broken Farted? – Jimmy Ruffin
Somebody Else’s Fart – Lady Antebellum
Farts Don’t Break Around Here – Ed Sheeran
Stop Draggin’ My Fart Around – Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks
Symmetry of Two Farts – Bright Light Bright Light
Sound of Your Fart – Shawn Hook
Hate To See Your Fart Break – Paramore
Ugly Fart – G.R.L.
Two Farts Breaking – Jewel
Dancin’ Away with My Fart – Lady Antebellum
Stereo Farts – Gym Class Heroes
You’ll Be In My Fart – Phil Collins
Don’t Phunk With My Phart - Black Eyed Peas
Motörhead: Listen to your fart
Still wondering what this is really about…
Pat Benatar - Fartbreaker
Rick Springfield - Affair of the Fart
Celine Dion - My Fart Will Go On
Tom Petty - Listen to Her Fart
Correction:
Tom Petty and The Fartbreakers - Listen To Her Fart
Further correction:
Tom Potty and The Fartbreakers - Listen To Her Fart
Anyone Who Had A Fart : Cilla Black
Burning Fart - Survivor
Open Your Fart - Madonna
So many song titles, so few converted lyrics!
You say you still care for me,
But your FART and soul need to be free…
Set me free, why don’t you, babe?
(Diana Ross and the Supremes, “You Keep Me Hangin’ On”)
I’ve been tryin’ to get down to the FART of the matter
But my will gets weak, and my thoughts seem to scatter
But I think it’s about… Forgiveness?
(Don Henley, “The [Fart] of the Matter”)
And I know it aches, and your FART, it breaks
And you can only take so much
Walk on
Leave it behind
You’ve got to leave it behind
(U2, “Walk On”)
My Fart Belongs To Daddy - Mary Martin
OK, I guess it makes me giggle, too.
“How Can You Mend a Broken Fart” - The Bee Gees
Please help me mend my broken fart and let me live again
Fartbreaker - Pat Benatar
You’re a fartbreaker, stink maker, dream taker…
Fartbreaker - Dionne Warwick
Why do you have to be a fartbreaker
When I was being what you want me to be?
Suddenly, everything I ever wanted
Has passed me by
Like wind.
I first thought that the OP was a too silly idea, but this thread brought me so much fun in the last two days and I giggle at every new post. Thanks, @Crafter_Man, deep in our farts we’re all eight years old.
Two of farts
Two hearts that bleat as one
Two of farts
I need you, I need you
Stacey Q video
A classic from back in the day…farting contest of 1946.
I Left My Fart in San Francisco.
Deserted City Of The Fart - Cream