Thought this was too juvenile for CS, so am posting it here.
Replace heart with fart in a song title or song lyric.
I’ll start.
Total Eclipse of the Fart by Bonnie Tyler.
Tell it to my Fart Taylor Dayne
Which… sort of works.
Fart of Gold - Neil Young
A Fart Needs a Home: Richard &Linda Thompson
Owner of a Lonely Fart - Yes
Also by Bonnie Tyler: It’s a Fart-ache.
Eagles: What Do I Do With My Fart?
Elton John and Kiki Dee: Don’t Go Breaking My Fart.
Achy Breaky Fart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Playin’ with the Queen of Farts
My Fart Will Go On
Fart Of My Fart - The American Quartet
Two Farts Beat as One - U2
Sheer Fart Attack - Queen
His Fart is Big Enough - some Christian singer whose name I forget
Piece of My Fart - Janis Joplin
Listen to Her Fart - Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
Tight Connection To My Fart
Fart Of Mine
Both by Bob Dylan
Hungry Fart - Bruce Springsteen
And a very special one:
Legendary Farts - Lou Reed
The Fart Of Rock’n’Roll - Huey Lewis and The News
Fartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
Be Still My Beating Fart - Sting
Un-Break My Fart - Toni Braxton
A twofer from the Rocky IV soundtrack:
Farts on Fire
Burning Fart
One was Survivor, trying for another Eye of the Tiger, the other was pseudo-Springsteen John Cafferty. I’m too lazy to look up which was which.
Fart-ache Tonight, The Eagles
Wooden Fart, Elvis
Fart of Glass - Blondie
Ouch!
Fart of Farts - Don Williams
Fart of my Fart - The Four Aces
So that’s what Ms. Harry meant by: