I don’t understand what this means… 
Are you calling me an excel spreadsheet? I’m not sure what XLS means.
(my comment to woody is because I know him from off this board and we’ve joked this way before, not that I think I’m Hottie McHotstuff)
Ah, I wouldn’t worry about it. She’s attractive enough that if were I drunk I’d take a run at her but if I was sober I wouldn’t be able to stand her long enough to get to the car, and while I did okay back in the day I’m no Brad Pitt.
She’s attractive enough but she really isn’t all that and her personality around here makes me think she’s compensating. I can tell you that if she behaves in her off-board life like she does around here, her life is little but one or two-night stands because there’d be no reason to put up with her outside of sex, and with her personality even that would lose its appeal pretty damn soon.
Spoken like someone with a great personality.
Did you steal that from Nicholas Sparks? Damn, he really knows the ladies…
Amen to staying away from processed foods. Michael Pollan has a great book called “In Defense of Food” which has a lot of good information. I like how he tries to break it down to simplicity: “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
Of course it’s more complicated than that in many ways, but in some ways it is that simple. When he says “eat food” he means whole foods, not processed foods. It really does make a difference.
Anyway, congrats on your weight loss!!!
Most people ask for a “JPG?” when someone claims to be hot. I’ve been buried so much in work at about 60 hours a week since, oh…who was in office then? Clinton? - that the only thing sexy to me are in fact Excel spreadsheets. Or maybe databases. Especially young databases…very young databases…I mean, Oracle 11 is what, only 2 years old? Giggity.
No, its all mine.
1:29 to 1:50:
Now, that was funny.
BTW: anyone notice the weird jump between #203 and #205?
This is one of the most amusing threads I’ve read here in a long time. Reminds me of the old school The Pit.
Which means it’ll probably be locked by this time tomorrow.
All three light bulbs above my head are burnt out, but I’m too lazy and fat to replace them tonight. Also, I had a Twix on the train home tonight.
Tomorrow I go to the pool for my weekly 4000 meters. Also, if you’re swimming in a gym pool and it’s crowded and you have to share lanes, don’t do your slow-ass, incorrect, awkward breast stroke the whole time, you lazy motherfucker. Make some fucking splashes.
Large and in charge,
friedo
So, the best thing you got is basically “Nyahh nyaah I can’t heeeeeaaaar you!”?
It must be difficult for you to go through life not only as an overweight fuggo, but as a blatantly moronic and socially retarded overweight fuggo.
How bout shut the Mcfuckup?
Shot From Guns, I saw your pic. Yeah, you’d get it.
Holy shit SfG, I had no idea you were a female person (and an attractive one based on one odd-angled costumed picture).
I think I may be in love with you.
How do you feel about liberal douches? Maybe we could get together and raise a horde of babies that are rude to fatties and liberal douches on the internet. (I’m married, and olygamy is not yet legal in my state, but I’m sure we can find a way to make it work).
She wasn’t talking to you.
Sympathy? Perhaps a little more for those battling food than for other addictions, because I’ve been there - hell, I still am there, just winning a little more of the battle. Is that consistent enough for you? I’m not clear why that is important to you.
Shot From Guns, MeanOldLady, AND Sleeps With Butterflies in one thread? Be still my heart.
Right, she was talking too much… Out her ass.
Don’t mind the pervert, he’s just upset that I ignored his last two comments begging for attention. He’s confused that he’s having so much communication with a female over the age of consent.
He can’t quit commenting to me, forgive him.