You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go. [/Bueller]
Jesus H Christ on a pony with you people… I could’ve gone through all of the Hostess Outlet Store’s inventory by now…
Your spat with Scumpup was only 3 pages ago, does being fat mess up your memory too?
(Gets called Fucketyfuck in 5,4,3…)
Say you, some internet dude who’s opinion complete fails to register on my caring meter.
I’m just calling Guns out for doing the same thing I got called out for.
tacky, you’re bringing a Nerf bat to a gun fight.
True enough. For people like me who really like to eat (and eat crap, too), exercising gives me more calorie room.
There’s a book for that?!?
You know, I don’t know if I’ve ever had a Twinkie. They’re not usual fare here (I think I can get one at 7-11 if I want one bad enough). I think I’ve discovered why Americans are fat - too much access to Hostess cake products.
Don’t you realize we are two peas in the very same pod? You yell at and about fatties who whine without taking personal responsibility, and I yell at and about poor people who whine without taking personal responsibility. People think you hate fatties just for being fatties, and they think I hate poor people just for being poor.
We should join together for the greater good of humanity! We could find whiny irresponsible poor fatties and give them a double dose of dis pimpin’!
That’s some kinky rule 34 shit you’re proposing there, Bricker.
I had given this thread up for dead; the usual influx of boring shitty posts with facts and advice and understanding had taken place, bringing the thread to it’s inevitable “with a whimper” style end.
But no. Like the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101, the acrimony has returned to save the future.
Sadly, though, there is no bitchin’ liquid metal Robert Patrick to provide an antagonist as cool as the original. We’re stuck with TacoLoco and some people that are even less memorable. It’s sort of like if Jay and Silent Bob got sent back to help Sarah Connor, except that Jay and Silent Bob were unavailable, so they sent back Ben Stein and Keanu Reeves dressed as Jay and Silent Bob.
The results, of course, are about what you would expect.
However, I am seriously considering a username change in honor of this thread and its valuable lesson on why some people should just not even try. I am considering the name ElGatoDiabloDeLaPantalonesRobotico, partly because there isn’t a restaurant run by probably illegal Mexicans with that name that serves me delicious and inexpensive treats, unlike some other users I know.
Anyway, please continue the fight so that the endless droning about actual weight loss advice and heartfelt pleas for understanding are at least diluted a bit by interesting content. And if you happen to be that special someone who loves fatties, but can actually respond with something better than the FinnAgain, etc crowd’s: “You’re stupid, and you’re a twat! No U R!!”, please join in and save us, at least for a short time, from the inevitable and tragic ennui of lameass posters.
Muffin’s username is making me hungry.
Basment cat in the wrong trousers (and they’ve gone wrong!)?
When I see an ivn post in a thread about fatties, I expect better than this. That is all.
What’s the first thing a fattie thinks they need to eat to lose weight? Soup? Salad? Por Supeusto! What a blessing that there’s a restuarant called Souper Salad that serves diet food! When I was a fattie I figured I had it made - I had found the perfect healthy restaurant just a couple of blocks away from my office that was going to take me to thin nirvana. Imagine my surprise when I kept gaining weight even after a couple of weeks of good eating? Why wasn’t the all you could eat salad loaded with rich and creamy dressing not making me lose weight? Why wasn’t the all you can eat pizza makinging the fat melt off my thighs? Why was the bread and muffin bar making my muffin top so god damned muffiny? And why the hell was this supposedly “healthy” restaurant only filled with mega obese people?
Then I realized - I was fat because I ate the same food fat people were eating! My solution? Do what the thin people do! I started eating in restaurants where I saw lots of thin people eating. I ordered the same things thin people were eating. If you want to be something, emulate those who are already there! They can show you the path!
Most people are fat because they continue to do the things that made them fat without realizing the error of their ways. If they diet, they lose weight and then immediately go back to their homemade ground beef caseroles loaded with cream and cheese. Why are they surprised they gain the weight back? Do they not see that their casserole is just a giant cheeseburger in disguise?
Now I’m addicted to good food. It gives me lots of energy, makes me feel great, and satisfies me far longer than the bad meals ever did. The god awful hunger pangs I felt with bad food are long in the past. The people that claim they’re addicted to bad food have just never given healthy food a real chance.
Wow! That’s twelve seconds out of my life that I’ll never get back.
Geez, if Richard Pearse’s assertion that Brits are thinner than Americans is true, I think I now understand why I get dirty looks from fat women when I buy junkfood… if the average British woman’s waist size is 34", what is it in the (fatter) US?
I think people who whine that exercise won’t help you get thinner should STFU. It’s true that someone who decides to do 200 crunches a day isn’t going to gain a flat belly without dieting. But they’ll be thinner anyway, simply from toning their muscles - my waist is 3" smaller than it was before I started doing crunches daily 3 years ago.
Why the hell do people go out of their way to tell people that they won’t be perfect just through exercise so they shouldn’t even bother, when exercise can improve things so much? It’s not like too many people sitting there thinking “Gee, if I can’t have a visable six-pack immediately, I might as well stay fat.” Being a whole fucking lot more tone would be a happy improvement for most people, wouldn’t it??
What exactly are you talking about? Who the fuck said that?
Nobody’s really saying that. The fact is the only way you lose weight is by burning more calories per day than you take in. Exercise is a good way to do that, but it’s not a necessary element of losing weight.
The problem is that for many people, exercise is something they have to consciously make time for. And if you’re already used to a sedentary lifestyle, getting your mind fried enough in the office that you just want to sit at the TV or computer all night, it is really damn hard to get the momentum necessary to start getting regular exercise. And as mentioned before, technology cuts out the need for being active almost entirely.
On the other hand, you have to eat. No matter who you are (assuming you’re healthy), you make the time to eat. So if you trade that burger and fries for a turkey sandwich, you’re simply adjusting the other side of the burned > taken in equation. It’s just easier to accomplish for most people than going from a sedentary life to an active one.
So fatties who think exercise is a necessary element of losing weight are intimidated and don’t bother. So it’s worth pointing out that that isn’t true.
Well, 12 seconds is less time than the years you’ll spend in a spiral of alcohol addiction and self-loathing when you realize you’re a complete fucking moron who has gotten their (fat) ass handed to them by a bunch of ladies on the internet (ironically, the same ladies that you claimed to be such an expert on) who will apparently fuck fat dudes – just not fat dudes like you.
On the other hand, you typing that post probably took more than 12 seconds (and I am pretty sure it took you longer than that to read my post, what with your grade 2 reading skills, which require you to take a lot of time to sound out words like “the”), so it’s obvious that your pathetic comment was really an expression of despair at your stinging defeat at the hands of people who can actually write complete sentences, unlike your attempts at wit, which are literarily akin to the noise my cat makes scratching in her litterbox after she takes a dump.
PS: MeanOldLady: Sorry; sometimes I have to bust out the references to Terminator. Such a meta film. I’m huge in Europe.
Wow, you’re even more stupid (and childish) than I thought.
But that’s beside the point. Kindly point to where I commented on my own weight at all. You are stupidly and reflexively making assumptions that are not supported by the facts.
I’ve been under the impression that you’re a lawyer, but it strains credulity that any lawyer capable of passing the bar would be capable of such immature twaddle as that which you just posted, so I must be wrong. Driving an ice cream truck would be more like it.
Thank you for demonstrating the qualities of failure and shame with your meager contribution. Your post was yet another “Your dumb! I bet u like live in ur parent’s basement!”.
Come on. Put some effort in. Reference some obscure 80’s films, break out the thesaurus, allude to one of the great Russian novelists, or at least give us some amusingly apt but completely unrelated comparisons.
Maybe it’s just that you’re a baby boomer, raised in the time of Ronald Reagan, looking back at the “greatest generation” and wondering how the 80’s can ever compete with fighting the Axis as you longingly recall the time when you could tightroll your jeans and wear a pastel polo shirt. Maybe you’re a socially inept computer nerd with a Romulan fetish. I don’t know. All I am asking is that you step up your game. You’re too old for schoolyard rhetoric.
“Facts” on the internet? Preposterous. The rule of the internets says you’re a pudgy borderline autistic nerd. Done, in the immortal word of Gordon Ramsay.
But really, the only thing I can actually judge you on is your usage of this wonderful thing we call language. And I can only say that your usage is… poor. If this were a Japanese video game, you’d get a D rank.
Do yourself (and all of us) a favor. Defend fatties if you must. Call ShotFromGuns a skank. But at least do us the service of providing entertainment, because your opinions as given by just yet another internet blowhard are a dime a dozen and forgettable. This is your chance to live forever; don’t blow it.