Thanks to S*** I found this board and I just wanted to say hi as well as let you all know I’ll try to live up to your standards.
LOL
PattyK 
Thanks to shit?
Welcome to the boards!
May your stay be long and fruitful.
Thanks to (S***= respect to the person since I don’t have permission to state the name.)
I do hope that was a welcome to the board joke and not the way your brain works
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
I am new too. Lets be friends…
Whats on your mind?
It also helps to have a sense of humor, and to not be offended easily.
Just like in real life!
Forget the sense of humor, do you have pie? We likes us some pie in these h’yar parts, we does.
[sub]Welcome to the boards, nicetameetcha, and above all, enjoy y’self.[/sub]
Hey PattyK, welcome here. You’re not the friendly woman that Labdad and I met in the Brick Store last night, are you?
We were just hangin’ out in the Brick Shop pickin’ up chicks… 
Is that a brick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, i’m falling for you quicker than a brick dropped from the top of some scaffold.
Hey, the Brickstore is a pub. And they have very nice beers available there, which is something which Master Garius should certainly appreciate.
Daaaaamn, baby, these bricks ain’t stacked half as nicely as you!
Hey there sweetcheeks, everytime you look at me i turn to brick-dust…
good beers shib, or dodgy weak-ass american rubbish 
Feeling like a brick, honeybunch? 'Cos you look like you need to be laid.
I’ll just assume you’re thanking me, Stover9.
So you’re welcome.
Hello!!!
Be fruit fly and multiple.
I really don’t know why I bother with the links sometimes.