Nah, I’m willing to bet this topic is closed before he admits to trolling. Probably sometime before post 1000.
Free candy! Sweet!
Do we have any parting gifts for our playful racist, Monty? Perhaps a nice ceramic dog? The board game edition of The Straight Dope? How about this giant latex cock, helpfully painted a nice shade of black for our former contestant, and lubed up with, you guessed it! Ghost pepper extract!, so that he can really remember his experience here on the SD?
-XT
Well that’s obvious! It wraps round the world and stops at the Hebrides.
Though I did hear in a bar in Glasgow that they start at Carlisle. And I will admit those Welsh are pretty damn suspect too.
Yay!
Well, do you?
Switch to Brown and the dirt doesn’t show as much.
Heh, looks like I’m at least two pages behind the times.
Never did answer my question. Unreliable, typical of his race.
You were asking about the wrong body part. How would he have even noticed head trauma? Without brains up there, what would have been traumatized??
-XT
I swore I wouldn’t do it, but I can stay silent no longer:
It’s “hypocrisy.” Not “hypocracy.” “Hypocrisy.”
Ook! Eek!
As noted, it is against the board rules to tell posters to fuck off. It’s also against the rules to with death on posters, so you’ve got a twofer going here. No warning issued, but please restrain yourself in the future.
All Glory to the Hypno-FOAD
I thought is was just a typo. The F and T key are right next to each other. You never know with these white supremacists. Some of them don’t have the typing skills of an assistant crack whore.
That, SIRH! is an insult to our amphibian brethren and sistren!
-XT
[spoiler]Yeah, about that: what was that code word we were supposed to identify ourselves by, again? I wrote it down somewhere, but I just up and forgot it straight away.
Guess I won’t recognize you on other boards now. Sad face.[/spoiler]
ETA: Just realized other people can totally see this! Fuck!
Double ETA: Okay, it’s cool. I spoilered the whole thing. Them niggers’ll never figure it out now.
BWHAHAHAH…ah, the old, “I’ve got anonymous messages from people who say they support me!!!”
Bitch, please. That argument’s so old it’s got maggots.
ETA: I can’t wait to see him run back to his little racist buddies — wah wah wah, I’m soooo persecuted!!! They hate me for hating!!! They’re bigotted too – of bigots!!!
Does he seriously think we’re that eager to turn on other for stepping out of line? I’ve never been to chimpout, but I’ll hazard a guess that anyone there who says “Y’know, your story about how the nigger got angry when you slashed his tires was funny, but maybe you went to far…” would be called a race-traitor at some point.
Who the hell fills a pinata with Ex-Lax?