That’s what she said
Yeah, it’s on the good side, but it looks like I picked a bad week to quit amphetamines.
And Capt Kirk, as far as I know, we here at the SDMB use a trebuchet instead of a catapult (unless this has been covered earlier and I missed it).
Jynxster your forecast and snow shovel situation sounds exactly like mine. Can’t wait to hit the snow on the way home today. Last time this happened, it took me three hours to cover the same distance that I normally handle, with traffic even, in less than a half hour.
TrebuChat, different device same result.
Up caffinating and off to play with three phase electricity.
Happy Lokiday/Twosday
Jim the Speedy Deliverer of Cats
Note: No actual cats were harmed in the making of this post or any of the other posts in this thread. 
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Up caffinating and off to play with three phase electricity.
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Re-wiring company switches and dimmer racks again?
What kids do for fun these days… 
Home from much erranding. We had breakfast, went to the credit union to do some money business, gassed up the truck, went to Lowe’s for some lumber for FCD’s current project, got a truck load of firewood from an Amish stand, unloaded everything at home, then dropped off the car to have the brakes checked - they’ve been making noises. Now we’re home and the snow is coming down like crazy.
Just talked to my sister - they all got to the ship safely and she’s on her 3rd drink already. That’s my sis, who currently has her hair dyed the color of maraschino cherries! I’m going to sort some yarn, then maybe bake something, just because. The local Navy base has told everyone to go home 4 hours early, so had I gone in, I’d be on my way home now anyway. As for tomorrow, who knows? We’ll see when it gets here.
Meanwhile, it’s snowing like crazy and the temps have been dropping and I’m glad to be inside.
Feel Better O sick ones… (betting over some crud myself)
You know I love reading about cold & snow does the sekrit glad I moved to Tampa dance
And now, irk!
We have Snowpocalypse!
Due to this, I took myself out for my birthday early. I went to Luella’s and got some pulled pork with vinegar sauce. Mmmmm, vinegar sauce. Fried okra on the side and a glass of Cheerwine. True Carolina style, the way God intended.
I figured if I was going to go :eek:shopping!:eek: today, I should reward myself. The Venezuelan-style tp emergency is now averted: there is the requisite unopened 12-pack in the bathroom as we speak.
I reseated my hot water faucet so now there is no more dripping sink! Yay! Snoopydances
Just got back from picking up the car - no probs with the brakes, and they didn’t charge us to look. They did say we’re close to needing tires, so that’s gonna happen next month before **FCD **drives back to FL.
The snow is falling fast and thick now. We passed a car that had rolled over - they took a turn tooooooo fast. Fire truck and bambilance and police all in attendance. I stopped at the end of the drive to get the mail, and I had to back out and get a running start to get up the little slope - it’s slick out there! We’re staying put.
I have a bag of chocolate chips in the pantry - I think they need to be baked into something, ya think??
So can anyone tell me why The Weather Channel is calling this Winter Storm Anus? I have a picture, but not quite sure where to post it so everyone can see.
It’s snow
and it’s so lovely being snowed in with everybody here.
The HFH smells like a french whore house, she must bathe in perfume. Sah-son is hiding in his room to get away from my mothers bf. Anne Arundel County just called me to tell me it’s snowing and the temperature is going to drop.
I ordered pizza, I figured they’d be working.
I believe it to be Winter Storm Janus. 
I love how all it says for the New Jersey impacts are that Chris Christie has canceled his inauguration party. Which is good, because I didn’t feel like getting all dressed up tonight just to disagree with him, anyway. 
WTF is with the naming of winter storms these last two years? Knock it off, NWS!
This is in the oven, except with pecans instead of walnuts because that’s what I had. The driveway is white, including the tracks I just made an hour ago. But the pellet stove is keeping things toasty, so there’s that.
I’ll get back to yarn-sorting eventually. 
We’ve got a 3:30 closing today and a delayed opening tomorrow. And tomorrow has been declared an impromptu casual day. Thank you, Winter Storm Anus.
Rosie, I like the winter storm naming. Mostly because they’re awesome names like Athena, Boreas, Iago, and Khan.
I’m thrilled to know the tp crisis has been averted Spaz. Just don’t let it happen again, young lady :dubious:
I am also happy to report the “No Snow” signs are doin’ their job.
Oh and I did come in to irk. Matter of fact I’m there right now. I still feel kinda crappy. Still no fever, just an over all feelin’ of malaise and ick. Also, I don’t wanna eat. I had a pack of crackers for N.O.L. just cause I felt like I needed sump’n in my tummy.
That sounds nummy MOOOOOOM but I still don’t wanna eat it, not like you offered to share or anything. Just sayin’. 
swampy, if you came to my house, I’d share it with you, but I know you’re a wussy Jawja boy who wouldn’t venture forth to snowy lands. 
Cake is out of the oven and smelling yummerrific!!!
The Weather Channel is doing it, not the NWS. Because their viewers are stupid and need another reason to be separated from their money via media marketing.
My heart bleeds that Directv told TWC to go pound sand and dropped them from the lineup.
I don’t think they have external ones. Yup. Looks like they’re way up inside. (Apologies to anyone who wouldn’t feel compelled to look it up.)
Per wiki, a male’s “terminal organ” is located in his digestive tract. He transfers a sperm packet with a tentacle and then dies a few months later. Which may be why they referred to it as a “terminal organ”.
Bioweb describes the whole octopus reproduction thing. Females also die after mating, but they usually live long enough to protect their eggs until they hatch. A moment of silence, please, for all the little octos who only live 3 to 5 years.
But that’s enough about last night’s dinner. Breakfast was lox and bagels with an English Muffin instead of a bagel. No balls at all.
The wages of sin.