In reference to this thread I’ve got some oats to sow. Anyone wanna help?
Here’s a helpful site with many useful tips!
http://agspsrv34.agric.wa.gov.au/agency/pubns/farmnote/1995/F02595.htm
“Sowing oats after pasture germination destroysmany seedlings and with them the advantage gained from the oats”
From an Alabama Agricultural Experiment Station bulletin:
" Oats are best sowed into warm ground, on a well prepared seedbed ."
Sounds like good advice to me. Glad to be of assistance. 
Thanks for the help, but perhaps I should be more specific.
I’m gonna go on one last bender, and I’m trying to pick up some chicks here.
note: chicks is used only as a setup for jokes about baby birds
Lift with the legs, not with the back.
[sub]We weren’t gonna let you get away that easy[/sub]
You’ll certainly want to check this before doing anything rash in Georgia.
Hmm, so Dave, how you doin’? 
Erm… I think you may be going about this the wrong way, Great Dave. The idea isn’t to get as many chicks as you can squeeze in under the wire.* The idea is to open yourself up to new experiences and opportunities that may come along, social and otherwise. Then, when you’re satisfied that you’ve learned as much as you need to about yourself and what you want out of life and love, then you solidify your commitment to your girlfriend if you both still want to.
If she expects you to be okay with her getting some guy out of her system, she should certainly be patient enough to wait while you get whatever-it-is out of your system. And that’s probably not going to happen with “one last bender”. This isn’t Final Jeopardy, with the clock running out and you’ve bet the whole bank. This is you, and your girlfriend, taking as much time as you need to be ready for a serious, exclusive commitment, assuming that’s what you both want.
Do you think you’ll really enjoy picking up a few random chicks? If so, then go for it by all means. But if you aren’t ready to commit to your girlfriend now, this probably won’t make you ready.
*It’s pointless to try to avoid the poultry puns, so I embrace them.
Just remember these old sayings:
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
A bird in the hand is useless if you want to blow your nose.
I’m doin’ just fine, thanks for asking, Queen Tonya. How about yourself?
I’m super, thanks for asking!
I’m also in Michigan, alas. :smack:
sigh
Flirt threads just ain’t what they used to be.
Well, if you’re going to sow your oats, be sure to thoroughly furrow your hoe…er, hoe your furrows. Also be sure to wash your hoe afterwards, because dirty hoes aren’t something you want lying around your shed…unless you’re into that sorta thing. Mainly, I just wanted to post this so I could talk about dirty hoes.
[sub]Psst…Tonya…I’m in Michigan…how are you doing?[/sub]
So, you’re looking for chicks?
[insert “cock” joke here]
[sub]Insert? Cock? Oh shit! :: brain explodes ::[/sub]
I always heard:
A bush in the hand is worth two on the bird.
Dave, Dave, Dave - How old are you - if I may ask - ?
Practice will make perfect Dave. You need to be dumped Hard, and you should be the dumpor as well. Seeing both sides of every arguement/predicament is sage advice Man!
Ok, blunt Phlosphr advice over. Seriously, Dave, No one on these boards will convince you to sow your royal oats. Maybe you should know what sowing your royal oats really is. Basically, in a nutshell, it’s being frivolous, it’s meeting girls and having a good time. Don’t mistake that for having as many one night stands as possible. That is what severely insecure men do. No, it’s going out, getting to know a person from the opposite sex, and having a good time. If that means hooking up after a couple dates…cool, then have at it. But the main point is: Go out and experiment, don’t wait for something that will never be there.
how many lives do you have to live? … One … Hey,! me too!!…
Then go out and take the good with the bad and make something of this time in your life. Please!
I strongly second this. Do not let your girlfriend dictate a timetable on this, wherein she goes out and has her fun, then comes back to you when she’s done and expects you to jump right back into exclusivity with her. Rather, go out there with the idea of taking some romantic risks and getting some new experiences.
Date someone totally hot who you sleep with way too soon, and with whom your relationship is mostly about sex. Make out with a stranger in a bar. Fall in love and get your heart broken. Ask out someone who is unlikely to say yes, who then does in fact not say yes. Above all, take charge and make things happen. Don’t just sit back and wait and see what happens. You’re better off taking risks that don’t pan out than not ever risking anything. Go get 'em, tiger!
http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/r/rsv/rsv-idx?type=DIV2&byte=4614501
[4] And as he sowed, some seeds fell along the path, and the birds came and devoured them.
[5] Other seeds fell on rocky ground, where they had not much soil, and immediately they sprang up, since they had no depth of soil,
[6] but when the sun rose they were scorched; and since they had no root they withered away.
[7] Other seeds fell upon thorns, and the thorns grew up and choked them.
[8] Other seeds fell on good soil and brought forth grain, some a hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.
Moral: Be wary of ladies experimenting with fertility drugs. 
This is my basic plan, and describes a lot of my previous experience. FTR, I’m 27.