Measure along the bottom of the penis next time.
Viola’!
is there a manual that tells me how to act at each specific age? and what emotions I’m allowed to feel? I always believed I was an individual and that I don’t have to behave like some kind of prototype because I’m a specific age. guess I was wrong.
and for your information, I wasn’t saying I had to feel bad about it because the others do - I was just noting that I’m apparantly not alone.
I haven’t noticed you posting to anywhere else but this thread (which doesn’t mean you haven’t, just that I haven’t noticed), but from what I’ve seen here, people have given you great advice and you refuse it, and then act offended when somebody calls you on it. My best advice to you is not to waste your $14.95 elsewhere if this is going to become your posting pattern.
Puhleze. You’re .3 inches below “average” and freaking out?
Lemme tellya something about women, hon. We pretty much don’t care how long it is.
Is it attached to a man that we think is kind, loving, etc.?
Does it work?
Does it get put in other women when it’s only supposed to be ours?
Will it transmit a disease to us?
So chill. Worry about the things you can change.
I have not refused anything, I said thank you at least twice, I just don’t agree with everything and talk about it. I’m saying how I feel or think about it. the advice does help me, I just still feel bad. and I just don’t like being judged about that.
I may be seem childish to some, but what if that’s my personality? isn’t that my right? I’m not trying to be a pain in the ass or offend people, I repsect everyone, and I expect the same.
Dude, 5.5 inches is nothing to worry about. That extra 1/2 inch will do nothing more for her than the first 5.5 other than cause discomfort (there are always exceptions but most women do NOT want it that deep). Technique, empathy, and attitude weight MUCH more than the 1/2 inch you are so worried about. Now if you told me you were only 2 inches you’d have a problem, but 5.5 is about average so all your worry is for naught. In fact, YOU are the only one who will likely ever worry about it. 
Jenaroph you made a lot of sense… I know understand that these surveys may not be as accurate as they seem (I know others said this as well, but you convinced me). Thanks.
Sorry, Timestamp, I think many people did start out in this thread treating you respectfully. But now you’re suggesting that it’s your right, by your God-given childish personality, to obsess over fractions of centimeters in spite of your girlfriend’s opinion and the opinions of several Dopers very well acquainted with penii. You asked for help, it was offered, but now you’re saying that there’s a possibility that you’re clinically beyond help. Sounds like it’s time to take it to the professionals, don’tcha think?
No, all I was trying to say was that I have the right to have these emotions, even if they seem childish to some. I’m sorry if you don’t like how I feel, I don’t like it either.
Maybe I didn’t phrase it well enough earlier (keep in mind that my English is quite inadequate).
Just try putting yourself in my shoes… I’ll try to explain again… I was already insecure about my size, but didn’t know what it was. Then my girlfriend’s best friends mentions that he’s 16 cm, she tells me (don’t ask me why), I say that I’m insecure about my size and didn’t actually want to know the size because I didn’t want to be disappointed… she sais “you’re at least 16 cm, way above average” → security boost… she insists on measuring it, we do it, she goes “do I have to tell it?.. it’s 14 cm” and my security drops to the floor. Then some site tells me I’m small, another one shows me that only 20% of men are as small or smaller than me… Isn’t it kind of normal or at least understandable that I felt bad about this? And I admit that when I feel bad about something, I keep bashing myself and thinking negative things, concentrating too much on the problem… Which may not be a smart thing to do, but do I need to apologize for it?
It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate what you people said to me, there was some very good advice which I was happy about. It’s just that for every postive post I got here, I stumbled accross some link or information that made me worry again. But now I kind of realize that most of that information is probably not 100% representive so I’m doing better.
If someone hasn’t already suggested it, you should read this thread. Don’t worry, be happy.
Other posters have said this in so many words, but lemme tell you (again), being whiny and insecure is going to dissatisfy your woman more certainly than that centimeter of non-penis.
maybe she is also insecure, and understands?
Stop looking for information! Stop looking for survey results! Stop reading this thread! Seriously, Timestamp, you’re obsessing way too much. Quit thinking about your dick size. If you have trouble doing that, at least quit seeking out info on average penis length, and maybe then you’ll stop thinking about it.
Go take a quick nap. Take a walk. Write a poem/song/letter to your girlfriend. Watch some TV. Make an omelette. Call your parents and tell them you love them. Clip your toenails. Do 20 push-ups. Do not think about your penis length.
Some careful editing would make this an excellent sig.
Especially if it’s not his!
Timestamp: At the last international Dopefest, all of the adult males in attendance lined up, all 178 of them, and dropped trou for measurements. After all the figures (heh) were collected, it was determined that while there were a few outliers (heh) above eight inches, the average penis came in (heh) at four and three quarters inches. So take comfort! In comparison to the other men on this board, you’re huge!
Feel better?
Good. Because the event didn’t happen.
Please, for your own mental health, get the fuck over it.
Also do NOT, I repeat DO NOT think about avocadoes.
I said STOP IT! Dammit, you’re thinking about avocadoes right now, aren’t you? when I specifically told you NOT to think about avocadoes! What the hell is wrong with you?
[sup]mmmmmm, guacamole….[/sup]
How fortunate that these same sites offered (for financial compensation) ways to enlarge your penis.
Seeing a conflict of interest here? Have you read Cecil’s column (heh) on the matter?
Go ye into all the world and … find a reputable scientific cite. www dot penisenlargement dot com (which is, when put together, an actual website, I find upon actually testing it) is probably not the way to go. www dot your dick is small dot com probably isn’t it either. You may find, upon doing actual research on this matter, instead of listening to someone trying to sell you something, that your penis is within, say, two standard deviations of the norm. Statistically speaking, that’s average.
Either way, you will probably find people have less and less patience with you if you keep. on. yammering. on. about. this. We are not a support group, especially for those who seem (to me, anyway) to be doing this half out of some genuine concern and half for the attention. Do you think about anything other than your not-quite six but more-than-just five inch dick? “How’re you doing today, Timestamp?” your boss says. I do hope your response isn’t “Still only 14 centimeters long, but I won the lottery, so I suppose that’s okay.”
Girl at a check-out counter: “Can I get you anything else?” Timestamp: (weeping) “Do you have any average size penises?”
Chief investigator of a murder for which Timestamp is being held as a suspect: “Do you have anything you’d like to confess?” Timestamp: (weeping) My penis is zero point three seven seven inches below average.
The person saying grace at Timestamp’s family’s Thanksgiving dinner: “…and Timestamp, what are you thankful for?” Timestamp: (weeping) “Certainly not my teeny weenie.”
Timestamp’s girlfriend: “Is it in yet?” Timestamp: (weeping) “Yes.” Girlfriend: “Really. It feels like a very slightly below-average-sized penis. I think you’d better leave.”
Timestamp’s anthropology professor: “Timestamp, you scored a perfect grade on your final exam, but because of your inadequate penis, I’m going to have to give you a ‘B’”. Timestamp: (weeping) “I deserve that…thank you for your leniency.”
Iraqi shopkeeping with 8 dead family members: (weeping) “My family is all dead, my store is flattened, my country is in chaos, and I can’t find my keys.” Timestamp: (weeping) “Sure, but how big is your dick?”
Buddhist monk: “Six million of my fellow Tibetans are living in fear because our country is occupied by a hostile force who has no respect for our way of life.” Timestamp: “If I pray to this Buddha person, will he give me a penis that is not 2 cm shorter than some website told me was the normal size? How big was his penis?”
My point: Ok, I don’t really have one. I was just rambling. But I do think it’s time you move on with your life and get the hell over yourself. Grab some goddam perspective already.
Even though I’m quite certain your splendid little peepee is not only perfectly adequate but also very cute indeed, I understand that your self-esteem may need a little boost.
So why not try out a penis enlarger?
(This link is safe for work.)
