Learn to cuss. I recommend renting a bunch of Kevin Smith movies.
God, nothing could be less witty or charming.
You could let your teacher know that you’re uncomfortable with the guy’s comments in class, and have him do something about it. He can’t make it too personal though, that’ll just enhance the teacher’s pet image. If the guy makes a comment about you, the teacher can snidely remark that he doesn’t tolerate flirting in his class, or something embarassing like that. If the image of him having a crush on you can be built up (and it can be easy to do, especially with high schoolers), he’ll probably be less inclined to give you so much attention.
I used to be in your shoes… Ok, not high heels, but the same thing… I was a science geek that was proud of his sliderule collection, had the plastic pocket liner from NASA, and even for a while, glasses held together with tape. The UBER NERD, before it was cool to be such a thing.
I got cut down / insulted often. Once an entire class dressed up like me…(as a surprise)… I came in and LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!
It WAS Hilarious, really! I looked at the room, and said "Wow! I am a real GEEK! and you ALL have NO geek dress sense!’
It went over well.
I LEARNED from that
- LOVE who you are
- No matter who you are, NO ONE is gonna “get you” 100%
- Sometimes people say funny things about you (Heh! Maybe they are even true!)… Laugh with them!
- Nothing takes the wind out of a “viscious/bullying/nasty” insult like laughing with the insulter! (The intent was to hurt… it brought you joy… )
- Time wounds all heels
Hope this helps!
FML
That’s quite funny actually, 'cause it actually did happen and did cause some embarrassment for the guy, as well as for me lol.
Thank you guys for all your comments, sometimes it’s just nice to hear different ideas rather than my own thoughts accelerating away in my brain like a hopelessly endless whirlpool.
I shall endeavor to put all your advice into action. 