Help me decide on a new username

In My Humble Opinion
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A little background: I’m changing my username due to the sudden increase in the number of ppl I know from rl joining the boards. I’m not even fully dedicated to this decision, it’s still up in the air. If I do end up changing my username I will probably take inspiration from one or more of the posters to this thread, but I’m not promising anything. I’m just looking for a few ideas…

a couple requirements:

  • Must be a name which can be recognized as male (so I don’t have to state my pov on some debates)
  • Must be made entirely of letters from the alphabet (I like reaching for the odd !@#$%^&*(()+=<>,.?/"’: keys just as much as you)
  • I prefer it ends in “_e”

If I see anything in these posts or I can think of anything else I will post it.
Now a little background about me (if this will help):

17, Male, Black hair, blue eyes, I have a gf, my favorite band is Green Day, I am a net addict, I’ve been here at the sdmb since Jan 1, 2000, I live in a cold environment, I like history, science, I hate commercialism with a passion, I enjoy pollitical debates, I like some (not all) of the ideas of communism, I have the same birthday as Gorbachov (sp?), I enjoy camping, I teach shooting sports over the summer, I have an almost unhealthy obsession with canada, I LOVE THE DRINK “POWER” BY SOBE, i love the simpsons, I don’t care about small details in my posts such as spelling errors or the like, F%#K commercialism.

I hope this helps, If I can think of anything else I’ll post it. Again, no promises, but I’d love any input.

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Mephesto.

or Mephesto_e

It’s the name of the pig in The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

Just a thought.

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Oh, just as a little FYI, I love pigs, so please don’t be offended or anything.

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Oh yeah I’m also an Insomniac.

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Kanadian Kommie

BTW what is “commercialism”?

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unsilent_e

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What’s Irish and stays out all night long?

Patty O’furniture

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Well, since your name is Clayton, I thought GUMBY would be good! There’s probably others…you may have to add a number to the end.

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Well, if you like Al Franken, you could be Stuart_e.

(can’t believe I squandered my 2000th post on that. Sheesh!)

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I think the name you have is fine. Once you change it I won’t remember who you were cause
I can barely keep track of user names as they are let alone those who changed them.

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How about 17_year_old_with_huge_cock? Of course, that doesn’t end in _e…

How about skank_e? It’s short. It’s fun. And who doesn’t love a skank?

Skank. It’s not just for dinner any more.

[sub]Why yes, it’s the end of the week? Why do you ask?[/sub]

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Since White Lightning isn’t here yet, I’ll nominate my (and apparently his) favorite name to suggest:

Pablo

or in your case, Pablo_e

It’s my male parakeet’s name. I’m not sure why WL likes it so much but he always suggests it in the “what name…” threads. :smiley:

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Hmm, insomniac, eh?

How about WideAwake

or maybe sleep_e (sleepy?get it?)

(BTW, I’m only responding because you said you like SO-BE Power, which is also one of my son’s favorites. But he calls it lizard tea.)

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How about KanadianJunk_e

Communist, Canadian and hooked on whatever you’re addicted to.

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< Tom Leherer >
Who can turn a Cap…into a Cape
Who can turn a Tap…into a Tape
It’s el-em-en-tar-y it’s

Silent_e
< /Tom Leherer >

Either that, or

Oodles_Of_Noodles_e

Fenris

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Ibefore_e

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exceptafter_c

…ahem…

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Sorry about not posting for a while… I was on an unexpected trip and away from the computer for almost a day (shudder)

I like your suggestions,

Astro: Commercialism is what you see when you turn on your T.V., it’s the ads. It’s in your local grocery store, it’s on your radio, it’s in your books, it’s probably on you somewhere (nike? Old Navy?). I’m personally against it.

Whitetho: Am I really that loud?

EchoKitty: I don’t get the connection… (comming back to this a minute later) oh wait… oh gumby’s made of… ok. now I got it.
Why A Duck: OMG, that’s so freaky you suggested that. My last name (as reflected in my username) is Smalley (heh, get it “CLAYTON_e”). The SNL character “Stuart Smalley”'s name was put on me as a nick name. That is an interesting coincidence.

Handy: Thank you, I will consider this, that is the one reason (and a highly powerful one at that) that I am considering not changing my username.

Slainte: My friend on the boards, Palve, his username is similar, so I (as well as he) would be quite confused. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

Ferrous: Hehe, I like it… sleep_e will be considered.

Burger and Nenya: now my head hurts. amusing though.

Thank you all for your ideas. I’m still thinking about it.

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Bump_e

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Heh… thanks palve