Help me decide on a sign for the No Kings protest

I saw 2 good ones online.
A pic of trump, saying, “Does this ass make my country look fat?”
And one saying Cleanup in aisle 47.

Heh, my city’s protest had a homemade version with the (IMHO slightly better) version “Does this ass make my country look small?”

Another one I liked was “Can we just jump ahead to the part where he shoots himself in his bunker?”

This is the version I’ve seen a few times. It makes the most sense.

I, too saw plenty of clever signs, and no violence or even counter-protesters.

I saw a really good one on Bluesky, a lady holding a sign that read:

A POEM
ABOUT NOEM
She shot her dog
She’s a cunt
:laughing: