Help me fill my Dirty Bomb

[smam]

BAD BOMB, DIRTY BOMB
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……loan ads,…
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…/…
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…/…
…/…spunk,…
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…/…
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…/…muddy snow,…
…/…
…/…suv’s…\
…/…used tampons,…
…/…
…/…itchy socks,…
…\

Help me friends, to fill up this dirty bomb with all the bad things you can think of, then we will detonate it and swallow the badness in an orgy of destruction etc.
Copy it , add a few of your own, make it bigger if need be. I have started you all off with some sh*t and/or dirty things already.

[AncientHumanoid]

SPAM

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
and SPAM

[Skywatcher]

Why do I suddenly hear singing Vikings?

[Shagnasty]

BAD BOMB, DIRTY BOMB
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……loan ads,…
… /…
…/…Old underwear…
…/…
…/…Jock Itch…
…/…
…/…spunk,…
…/…
…/…
…/…
…/…muddy snow,…
…/…
…/…suv’s…\
…/…used tampons,…
…/…
…/…itchy socks,…
…/…
…!!!
…!!!

[World_Eater]

It’s always strange when a poster who has been here almost a year snaps.

[Shagnasty]

BAD BOMB, DIRTY BOMB
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…Death Rays
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……Dog Burner…
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……loan ads,…
… /…
…/…Old underwear…
…/…
…/…Jock Itch…
…/…
…/…spunk,…
…/…
…/…
…/…
…/…muddy snow,…
…/…
…/…suv’s…\
…/…used tampons,…
…/…
…/…itchy socks,…
…/…
…!!!
…!!!

[Flamsterette_X]

Sorry, all I can think of in response to the title alone is Spoz’s new song. It’s also called “Dirty Bomb,” and the main lyrics are: “Who’s got the dirty bomb? We got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB, DROP THE BOMB, DROP THE BOMB!!!” (that’s what he told me last month when I asked about his then-current MSN name)

Here are the latest blog entries about this song:

:: Wednesday, September 10, 2003 ::

endlessly
for hours and hours…
I’ve been tweaking insignificant details of this new song…
and… maybe I’m done…
maybe it’s finished…
but, after listening to it six zillion times…
I dunno if it’s good…
or if it’s crap…
I dunno if I like it…
or it’s total crap…

I think I’m losing focus…
losing my mind…

I think to get very far away from this song…
come back to it tomorrow…

maybe my ears will serve me well then…
:: Spoz 5:08 AM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, September 09, 2003 ::
…
just to keep you updated with the current mindless creative last minute tweaks to “Dirty Bomb”
I’m currently doing final micro-edits to the vocals…
finalising them…
gettin’ 'em out’ve my head…
and otherwise purging them…
so they dont drive me crazy,
all half structured and unfullfilling…

now there’s a certain art to micro-edits, otherwise known as the art of “glitch”…
ie: putting tiny little errors in the sound stream…
(it wuz apparently all the rage just a few years ago… with all the techno geeks…)

the trick of it is… is to make it appear as if there’s something wrong with the audience’s brain…
and nothing at all wrong with the song…
if you get people twitchin’ just ever so subtely even on a subconciousness level thinkin’…
“hmmmm… I feel a minor stroke coming on…” or get them to second guess that last coffee they drank…
those drugs they took… if you tip them ever closer to being a gibbering basketcase… yet grinning from ear to ear…
then you’ve done your job well…

it takes a large degree of focus…
real attention to detail…
and perhaps a healthy level of creative obssessive compulsiveness…
try frying your brain with excessive levels of caffeine and guarana and you’re primed for this kinda thing…

so… this is wot I’ll be doing… for the next few hours…
maybe tomorrow as well…

all… in effort to try and create the be-all and end-all drug fuqked brain destroying audial masterpiece…
:: Spoz 2:09 AM [+] ::
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:: Monday, September 08, 2003 ::
all this week…
I’ll be crouched inside a pair of headphones…
tinkering away…
burning spots with me blowtorch…
hammering and chiseling away…
cutting the red wire, re-wiring the green wire…
hookin’ up electrodes to various animals…
scribbling weird incomprehensible squiggles on me blackboard…
and all those other mad scientist cliches…
as I attempt to finish off the latest luantic SUBWOOFER opus…

a little ditty called “DIRTY BOMB”

so, you may be experiencing some blank canvas expanses…
on SPOZ’s blockbuster blog experience (soon available in widescreen digital format!)
as my attention is turned to being all weirdly antisocial and creatively introverted…

BUT…
you’ll hear the results… HERE… FIRST!
(or, fukkit… I dunno… you’ll get to hear it anywaze)

you’ll like this one…
I’ve been testin’ out the preliminary sounds…
and it can punch holes in steel… 3 ft thick…
it should come with a general surgeons warning…
this is weapons grade insanity…
BE WARNED KIDDIES!
A STORM IS BREWING!
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
:: Spoz 6:23 PM [+] ::

As for the OP… the only thing I can think of right now is rampant illegal drug use.

F_X

[TigoleBitties]

I would say some of December’s Bullplop…but we dont want the thing destroying the world now do we?

[smam]

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…Death Rays
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……Dog Burner…
……Bin Laden,…
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……loan ads,…
… /…
…/…Old underwear…
…/…
…/…Jock Itch…
…/…
…/…spunk,…
…/…
…/…B.O,…
…/…
…/…muddy snow,…
…/…
…/…suv’s…\
…/…used tampons,…
…/…
…/…itchy socks,…
…/…
…!!!
…!!!

THE BOMB IS BECOMMING UNSTABLE BE CAREFUL EVERYONE.
IT COOD GO OFF AT ANY MOMENT WITH DA HELLA SPAM PEOPLE, DAS BOMB IS A HELLA WITH DER SHAKINESS, FILL DA GLORIOUS INSTRUMENT OF DESTRUCTION UP. TRY TO BE TIDY THOUGH OR IT WILL BLOW UP TO DAMN SOON MIT DEM CURRYWURST.
Its is looking good but it is not yet stanky enough with da ooze and pus and detriment of society, make it bigger people, add a patio to it and fill dat with der sheisse mit abhorrent darkness.

[Plankspanker]

backstabbing friends.

[Flamsterette_X]

I was having a nice MSN conversation with Spoz this morning, and he mentioned that he’d released his new song “Dirty Bomb” today. Yes, he knows that there’s weirdly odd synchronicity involved in releasing a song called “Dirty Bomb” on September 11.

I won’t link to the song, but here’s a blog entry he told me about. It’s a rant semi-inspired by the anniversary of 9/11, and the new song itself.

wot can I say… I wuz in a weird mood…
today, putting the finishing touches on the song “DIRTY BOMB”…
I found it more than odd, that I would finish it today, on SEPTEMBER 11th…
even weirder when I switched on the tv, to ABC… and saw they were doing a BBC documentary on, yup… you guessed it - the threat of “DIRTY BOMBS”…

so…
when I had tweaked the final volume setting…
and everything in the song, wuz finished…
to my lunatic level of caffeinated satisfaction…
I had the urge to write something…
something that made sense of this frustration…
2 years of frustration… to the day in fact…
I scribbled this rant… in the song text of my song…

and… coz, I dunno…
since I’m not afraid to talk utter crap on this site…
here’s wot I wrote… guess it might be meaningful… who knows?

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we are living in a
world of idiots…
a lot of us are smart,
a lot of us are trying
to do wot little we
can to make this crazy
world a better place
to live in… but, lets
face facts, we are
living in a world full
of fucking idiots…
they are the ones in
control, they’re the
ones making all the
decisions, and little
by little they flush
this world spiralling
down the shit hole…
lobotomised chimps
with their fingers on
the button… running
our governments,
running big business,
and coercing groups
of otherwise smart,
free thinking people
to do really REALLY
stupid things…

terrorism is stupid…
the taking of innocent
lives is needlessly
abhorrant and stupid…
but, what we call a
solution, this “war on
terror” is equally as
stupid… this endless
ping pong of bombs
for bombs… terrorism
countered by state
sponsored terrorism…
fueling an environment
of FEAR and HATRED
is not a smart way to
live, violence is not
a solution to violence
stupidity is never an
answer to stupidity…
we shouldn’t be living
like this, yet we let
idiots like Osama Bin
Laden and George W
(Chimp) Bush lead us
into stupidity…
so, I guess on the 2nd
anniversary of a truly
stupid and violent act

• the September 11th
  attacks on the USA…
  (and the subsequent
  stupidity we’ve seen
  since that time…)
  we bring you this loud
  n stupid song to help
  illustrate just how
  corrupt this world has
  become… where things
  like this can happen
  and we can only just
  sit like stunned fish,
  unable to do anything
  but rant about it…
  maybe this is a wakeup
  call, so many minds
  sleeping on the wheel,
  WAKE UP YA FUCKAS!
  WE CAN FIX THIS!
  WE CAN STOP THIS
  ENDLESS CYCLE OF
  VIOLENCE… WAKE UP!!!

ah fukkit who cares?
…wots on tv?
this shit only worked
in the 60’s anywaze…

(linking to MP3s is forbidden, yes? so I won’t do it… or even tell you where you can find it… I’m very careful, y’see :D)

F_X