Help me lolcatz these pictures

I’ve got a couple of kitpix that just scream (or at least whimper) for lolcatzing but I can’t seem to come up with just the right captions. Dopers, to the rescue?

Here’s number one.

Here’s number two. “Talk to the hand/paw” seems too obvious, doesn’t it?
Fights temptation; loses battle
Okay, one more for lolcatzing: Number three.

:smiley:

Number one: Whyz yu no cheezburger?

Number Two: Iz want painz da nailz.

Number Three: Skyvalkerz a wimp.

  1. Y u no let me in? Iz a poor kitteh
  2. So I sez to him, I sez
  3. Dood, Iz sittin on a shroom.

Number one: “I sed, no blinkin!”

Number two: “Checkin out mah manicure so I kin go out”

I got nothing for three, though.

Number 2: One sec…gloss still dryin

#1: “NOT QUITE GETTN IT HUH”, just because that was the exact look on my co-worker’s face earlier today when I tried to explain how I got certain numbers from an Excel.

#2: many lolcatz pictures seem to go with the INVISIBLE theme, and I think for this one “INVISIBLE MANICURE” which has been brought up by several people already would be great. :slight_smile:

#3: HAZ U SEEN MI FACE?

Hee hee! These are good! Thanks, and keep them coming, folks. :smiley:

For Picture 1

I is serioz news anchor
For picture 2 I get,

Ur plant jus felled off

For 3 how about

Face eraze

The third could be “Dick Tracy villain”.

The second might be “ur houseplantz or ur lief”.

The first one is toughest. Peanut isn’t doing anything. I’d go with something completely random like “slut!”

First one:

You made me a cookie, but you eated it?

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Okay, now, this one is just so good on so many levels.

Third: IZ IN UR WINDOSIL, SIGNLING TEH MUTHRSHP.

LOL!!!1!

Winner! Bwahahaha!

All right! I’ve just submitted cher3’s number one and WhyNot’s number three to ICanHasCheezburger.

And I’m still giggling like a muthrf*k. :smiley:

Yay!! I haz a lolcat!

Dunno whether ICHC will accept the pix, but here’s how they look with their captions:

Number one.

NUmber three.

Of course, some other wiseguy may take one of the pix and put a better caption on it ar the site, since the uncaptioned original is available for anyone who goes to teh Cheezburger Factory to use.

Keep 'em coming if you got 'em, folks!

number 2: y call them fingers
they never fing?

That’s exactly what I thought.

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#2: many lolcatz pictures seem to go with the INVISIBLE theme, and I think for this one “INVISIBLE MANICURE” which has been brought up by several people already would be great. :)QUOTE]
I think it’s got to be “Invisible Manicurist”. Or Manycurizt. It’s got to make you SEE the thing that’s not there.

I agree that it’s all about the nails. Maybe thinking “Hmmm. French next time?”