You already named it in the title to this thread.
Rodney
I’ve yet to meet a guy who’s named it Herman.
With a military nomen like Major Kong you should name it like a sword – you know, like Elric’s “Stormbringer”, or Lord of the Ring’s “Orcrist” and “Glamdring” (but not “Sting”).
Quimslayer
QuentRavisher (using Richard F. Burton’s “made-up” quasi-archaism)
Bringer of the Little Death
you do know why men name their penis?
cos they want to be on a first name basis with the one making the decisions.
Why not Richard?
AKA Dick?
A friend of mine’s name is Simon.
He named his Garfunkel.
Squirt
Kenny?
Omar The Tentmaker?
Destroyer of Worlds.
Everyone knows that in naming a man’s nether regions, you must first give it a title… Such as Mister, Captain, Little…
Then for a name, any adjective ending in -y, as in Willy, Bippy, Wiggly, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Wiggy, Jiggy, Floppy, Flopsy, Mopsy, or proper names such as Jimmy, Johnson or Nemo.
So, Mr. Happy or Captain Nemo, the choice is up to you.
Ellen?
Please do name your penis!
I would be honored if you named your penis after me. My name is Ryan.
Now I only hope that your penis does my name justice. Go forth and slay the womenfolk with your mighty Ryan.
Venus
If you’re thinking about naming it Robert Richard Spartacus VIII, forget about it. its taken. And if you’re thinking about just using the short form (Sparky) I’ll have to kill you.
No, I’m not kidding. I’m catholic- you know how we are with the names.
Well, if nervous laughter counts…
By all means name him. If you want women to laugh at your penis, that’s your buisness.
BTW, IIRC if you want an archaicer plural than ‘penises’, ‘penes’ is correct as opposed to ‘penii’
What’s one eyed, hooded, and spits?
Mysterious Pirate
Profiled Viper
umm… maybe this isn’t such a good idea…
Oscar. Get it? Oscar! Aw, I crack me up…
If I were a penis owning person, and my name was Simon, this is exactly what I would name my equipment. What fun!
DeVena what exactly are you suggesting?
I learnt from a Chinese freiend that they often refer to a man’s penis as little brother. Now according to another thread about men with older brothers that must mean that most penises are gay!