you rang? 
My girlfriend named my penis Yossi for two reasons. It is the hebrew version of my middle name, and she thought it only appropriate that it have a name I could not pronounce correctly.
I’m not suggesting anything… But now you know the mental picture I get everytime I read your name. 
Little red riding hood?
Or mebbe… Ralph?
Seriously - don’t.
(Blank) the sperminator will be cool.
What? I had to.
Percy.
(If you go on www.imdb.com, you’ll get the joke.)
Vlad.
Call it your private Ryan.
Or “The Penis Mightier than the Sword.”
Just call him The Commander-In-Chief. Have a friend follow you everywhere with a tape player so that you can have “Hail to the Chief” blare every time you unzip.
Actually, I have, but that was a long time ago…
From other friends, I’ve heard Mr. Happy, Undercover Brother, lil bro.
It IS kinda goofy to give it a name, but I personally don’t mind if someone has a sense of humor about things. Just don’t overdo it.
Severian -
Jose
Will it come when you call?
My almost 12 year old son has been bugging me to open this thread and let him read it. You’ll all be glad to know I waited until after he went to bed 
He’ll have to think of his own penis name and I do NOT want to know about it :eek:
Once heard of a hispanic guy who had 2 of them. He named one Jose the other hose B.