Termites?
Apparently something is broke. Have you checked out your mental state?
Probably not, or you wouldn’t be here looking for answers, Sorry it was a dumb question.
I vote; psychosomatic. See a shrink (No pun).
You don’t need to come here for help with that; some days half the messages in my inbox are for various nostrums to make my boner bigger. I’d block the sender, but sometimes my wife needs me to pick up something on the way home.
I occasionally get e-mails for various things that are supposed to increase the size of my p3n1s. I don’t know what a p3n1s is, but it’s a pretty safe bet that I don’t have one. 
Your haiku has the wrong number of syllables.
Okay, that’s like completely in my head right now.
Welcome to the SDMB,** iceangel**! I wish I knew what to tell you.
Over the years I’ve gotten several emails promising to increase the length of my penis by three inches. What good would a three-inch penis do me? Sure, I could pee standing up but I think I’d just end up peeing on my shoes.
Half-post.
Same here. Now I cannot get that song out of my head.
Besides, I thought that we were all mature enough here on the SDMB to refer to body parts by their names, rather than euphonisms.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a euphemism for euphemism.
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Literal: I have an erection
Euphemism: I’ve got wood
Euphonism: I’ve got the horn
Euphejism: I prefer puns to euphemisms.
DNA damage has actually been shown to increase male potency, at least temporarily.
OP, have you by any chance begun to climb up walls and across ceilings, or vomit digestive enzymes onto your food?
Limp supplements drugs
stop free, limp exercise wood
the pseudoscience
Good grief.
Lemme guess – does the OP smoke?
Been over a week, and every time I scroll by I still see “WIFE doesn’t work.”
Wife, Willy, either way. Need to pull their own weight or GTFO.
He started a new thread in GQ this morning, which was locked. He hasn’t been back to this one since he started it.
He took Willy to the vet. He’ll be back.