One day (years ago, before spam- & ad-blockers), I got 2 emails one after the other in my inbox:
Often wondered what would have happened if I had answered both simultaneously!
Same thing that would happen if you put instant coffee in the microwave: you would go back in time!
You’d be like Pinocchio with a hooker: “Tell a lie! Now tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!”
I got a letter from AARP and a preplanned funeral home ad the same day, in the mail. Mr. Wrekker said they decided, up there at AARP they didnt want my business, after all.
Post your email address prominently around on the internet. Once the bots pick it up, your inbox will be filled with messages offering you all manner of things to make your willy grow. You might even find that you had a relative that died in Africa and left you a bucket of money.
How much wood would a willy wood if a willy would wood good?
So does yours.