And a related site is here:
So You’ve Decided To Be Evil.
Lots of good info for the apsiring evil-doer!
Yes! I’ve been trying to get Grok to grow a goatee since we met, because he told me he had one once, and it made him look “like he just went over the wall on Riker’s Island.”
I don’t normally like facial hair, but that sounds, well… evil in just the best way!
(I’ll allow that he does look mighty handsome with that weekend stubble going on, at least…) 
Beat it Creaky! Geobabe was just about to demonstrate the powers of her miniskirt for me…
And Ike, what was wrong with my pants?
Now that I think about it, wasn’t I supposed to lure Creaky out for some karaoke? I seem to recall discussing that way back in May but for some reason I never did it. I know some great shows in Northern Virginia…
Hey, I said I was evil.
Find a University that specializes in Masters programs in Evil (M.E.) Don’t specialize in one particular field: when it comes to World Domination, it is important to remain diverse. I recommend several degrees in high-energy physics, nano-technology, biology, organic chemistry and Trivial Pursuit.
You wouldn’t want to hear your colleagues say, “Oh here comes Grok with his army of killer robots, again!” Wile E Coyote never used the same method twice. Why should you?
D*mn! I was looking for that site, but my link failed. They’ve moved servers, and I couldn’t find the bugger (and they didn’t tell me! That was pretty evil of them.).
Folks, Winkie’s link points to the best all-around Primer Of Evil extant on the Web today. Go get some!
You’ll be needing a white persian cat and a black leather swivel chair with buttons in the armrests, the eye patch is optional.
Since you’re going for the “Evil Genius Out to Ruin Society” you need a good scowl. It need to be so mean and hate-filled that children instantly cry. Weak willed targets (er, civilians) should wet their pants. Governments should cringe at the sight of your scowl.
Once you have that the only other thing you need is to be able to wither plant life by being nearby.
With those two tools you can truly be an Evil Overlord.
I’m still working on the scowl. Right now I can turn smiles upside-down.
Nope, don’t do that. I point you to item No. 35 of the Evil Overlord List:
I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
Thanks, Geobabe. At least there’s somebody who can appreciate and embrace the true evil that karaoke is. Yeah, baby! Evil Karaoke Night. I’m ready!
Maybe I’m not cut out for evil Geobabe and Creaky - I can’t stomach karaoke. Although I’m certain it helps, hopefully it’s not a requirement for ultimate evil.
Come, Creaky, forget him. Come with me, and with karaoke, we shall conquer the world!!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Item 20 on the Evil Overlord list:
[sub]I’ve got the most evil laugh around these-here parts, and I’m still just a minion. It doesn’t help as much as you’d think…[/sub]
Proof positive that I’m in the right place. Humor at its blackest. <weeps> I’m home.
Sheri
If you’re just a wannabe evildoer, you may have to fight to fit in in evildoer society. Be prepared to eat kittens to show your evil.
How many Tick cartoon references do you get around here anyway?
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard.
Be evil.
Get photos made of youself with angry Bert.
I believe most sincerely that the evilness that is karaoke is more than enough to overcome any deleterious effects of maniacal laughter.
Oh, and for you, Eternal: You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a Man-Eating Cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can’t let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don’t cotton to it. You got to smack it in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog! And you don’t do it for money. No. You do it for love.
Don’t worry about Eternal, Geobabe. Yeah…even now he sulks like Achilles in his tent. Achilles?..It’s the Iliad?..It’s Homer?.. Read a book!
Fools. I’ll destroy you all! Guards! Seize them! SEIZE THEM!!!