Help me turn evil

Cease your antics, or I may be forced to assault you with the U.S. Postal System!

Steal someone’s OS idea. Market it to within an inch of it’s life, making sure all or most programs will only run using this OS. Release Windows NT.

BTW, Geobabe it was I who told you to use your powers only for good. But then I recanted. These amateur Evil Overloads will fall to their knees when the Doper Babes in Mini-skirts arrive. Especially if we arrive dancing on bar tops.

Biggirl, I am so glad to finally have that cleared up. I was a little concerned about that, after all, but now we can proceed with our plan to have Doper Chicks take over the world. It is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Y’know what, Grok, somehow I don’t think a banjo-wielding PE teacher can quite rise to the same level of evil as a mass of miniskirt-clad Doper-Babes. Sorry. But you can be one of our minions if you want!

Ah, but a banjo-playing PE teacher clad in a miniskirt? Now that’s evil.

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I want to put my evil inside you
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I’d pay good money to see Grok in a miniskirt.

Bidding begins at $50.00. And Creaky is NOT allowed to bid!

If it goes over $100, I’ll do the whole thing on a unicycle. I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started…

Bidding begins at $50.00. And Creaky is NOT allowed to bid!

If it goes over $100, I’ll do the whole thing on a unicycle. I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started…

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Bidding begins at $50.00. And Creaky is NOT allowed to bid! …I wonder if this is how Dr. Evil got started… **
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Whaddaya mean, I can’t bid? No fair, man!

And as far as Dr. Evil’s origins… Don’t forget four years in Evil Medical School, Buster! That’s how he got started. Never mind three years of Evil Residency…

Mmmm… evil residents…

Looks like you might have to scale the auction downward a little bit, punkin. And maybe reconsider your bidding restrictions.

I’ll get things started. I bid $1.00 (hey, I’m unemployed).