Help nickname my dingdong!

Krull the Warrior King!

Detachable.

Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Aesimus or Bruce?

Mr. Pointy

Mightier Than The Sword.

(What is?)

Mr. Puddingbuks?
Your Luncheon Meat Truncheon?
The Spam Dagger?
The Baloney Missile?
The Bacon Torpedo?
The Pork Sword?
The Spam Javelin?

Hey, thanks. I remember when I posted that, the response seemed to be positively underwhelming, but I for one cannot stop giggling.

Is there really any question now? LMAO

You should stop calling it a Ding Dong, and start referring to it as a Twinkie. Some day, you can settle down with a sweet cupcake, and if she’s a good hostess, she’ll offer you a fruit pie.

Never make a ho-ho a housewife.

That’s just nasty. Why not Frank?

Frank and beans is a common term for your junk. :smiley:

I had a buddy called Simon.

He called his “Garfunkel”.

Snap-On.

“Dubya.”

(You did say it was average, perhaps a bit thicker than normal…)

'Cause who would want someone yanking their Frank?

Spunky? :o

I can’t believe I just suggested that.

Spanky? :o

I can’t believe I just suggested that.

Call it your WMD…of Love.

WMD… Wang of Massive Dimensions?