I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
Opinions?
Yanni the Yogurt Slinger
USC, if that’s the brand of condom you buy.
Wedding Tackle.
I made my boyfriend watch Best In Show with me on Saturday afternoon: we have a running joke about naming his penis, and after the movie I started jokingly referring to it as “Winkie” (the name of one of the dogs). Makes perfect sense to me! 
So far he has rejected all of my suggestions … even “Thunderstick”! 
Y’know, whenever I hear the name “Larry”, I always get a mental image of the character from Three’s Company. The wacky friend who was always getting Jack in trouble by doing stupid things. . .
Hmmmm. Maybe “Larry” IS a a good name for a penis.
I actually kind of like Larry. It also has a nice rhyme. Like “harry Larry” for example.
Thanks y’all the help!