Help us name our farting cat

Well, in the spirit of the Jupiter thing, how about Comet? You know, a hairy thing with a gaseous tail.

I’ve had a ton of cats, and none of them are farters. What causes them to do this?

My vote is for Jupiter.

Sarin?

I don’t know if this will help, but my dog had terrible gas. I took him and a stool sample to the vet after a bout of diarrhea and found he had worms. Once the worms were gone, so was the gas. Maybe you should deworm your kitten. As for a name,I’d give him one to be proud of. How about “Kon-Tiki”, after Thor Heyerdahl’s boat.

StG

A little pussy cat that farts?

Heh heh, too easy…

Quief.

:eek:
:smiley:

Yep. Sarin.

Vladimir Pootin’?

Or Biscuit (after some TV movie I saw ages ago where they called the act of fumigation “floating an air biscuit”).

Farthead always worked for my dog. Could work for the cat.

You might want to change the cats diet. I had a cat “George” that was a smelly cus while on that nasty Cat Chow. Put him on Science Diet and no more gas.

I kinda guessed it might be the Kitten Chow, since he didn’t gas us at all the entire drive up I-95, but the day after we got there, it got bad. But even if he gets past the farting, he needs a name, if only for when he goes to the vets.

Keep 'em coming, folks - these are great!!

The Fartful Dodger?
Windy?
Cheddar?
Squeak?
Fanny?
Air bandit?
Buttmint?
Fecat?

Or my favorite…
Le Pet O’ Maim?

Still FCM, on a boat your husband will probably need a backup windbreaker.

Gaspurr

Gaseous planets?
Cosmic connotations?
Cat farts?

I can’t believe that I’m the first one to think of Uranus.

Slarty Bartfast

Gus(t)?
Shitkit?
Puss n’ poots?
Mewww?

Gaskit?

I really like Jupiter. Just in case Mr. FCM doesn’t, my contribution (since kitty is gray and white) is Foggy or Fogger.

Union Catbide

Pugsley McPoot
Admiral Von Stinkbottom
Moofy
and my personal fave: Chunk

Pablo