Help us name our farting cat

Someone already said Beano, but I was going to suggest Bean. I always end up calling pets that as a nickname, and it seems even more appropriate given your kitten’s … habit.

Or howsabout Little Toot? Anyone remember that Little Golden Book (and record), about the little tugboat that saves a distressed ship, and becomes a hero after everyone doubted him?

Since he’s a seafaring flatulent cat, how about Sargasso (or perhaps Sir Gasso)?

Ooh, I really like Gasket!

Jupiter is much better than Uranus, because there are no short nicknames for Uranus (that you can use in company, at least).

I humbly suggest Gipper, though it has nothing to do with gas.

Zippo

Heh, the loaded dog wants to give your gassy kitty a zippo.

Just plain ol’…Fart.

Then I’d like to hear you stand on your front steps and call your cat.

Rysdad, there are no front steps on a boat… sheesh, pay attention!! :smiley:

And Zippo is no good - that’s what we call my BIL’s dog.

Personally, I still like Jupiter.

i can’t believe no one sugg. tootie or whoopie.

congrats on the new addition.

I gave Steve a link to this thread. He refuses to register, but that’s another story.

He likes Gasket, so far. He also said something about a cork, but I’m pretty sure he’s joking… :eek:

Stu.

Dingy

It has nothing to do with flatulance, I know, but it is a good name for a seafaring cat.

Bumb, actually, one of the first names I suggested was Dink, which is what us real sailors call our dinghies… :smiley:

He didn’t like the name. Steve I mean. The cat doesn’t much care.

Gassy kitty…

Ironically, they’re usually employed when you want compression to build for flatt out power.

Tunafish

After all, a pussy that smells, often smells like …

:smiley:

Mrs. Duckster prefers Butt Fungus
(She calls me that when I fart.)
:smiley:

Ocean Spray?

Rip Tide?

Fig Pootin?

Don’t use a cork. You could put an eye out that way.

If you like Jupiter how about Saturn? or maybe Bespin.

“Don’t use a cork. You could put an eye out that way.”

Ha!

Don’t point that thing at me! It could be loaded.

A semi-related postscript - last night, we were chatting on IM and Steve told me he’d sharpened his pocket knife. Near as I can remember, he stated it thus: “My knife is now sharp enough to shave a cat - ask me how I know.” :eek: