Someone already said Beano, but I was going to suggest Bean . I always end up calling pets that as a nickname, and it seems even more appropriate given your kitten’s … habit.
Or howsabout Little Toot ? Anyone remember that Little Golden Book (and record), about the little tugboat that saves a distressed ship, and becomes a hero after everyone doubted him?
Balance
October 30, 2002, 9:58pm
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Since he’s a seafaring flatulent cat, how about Sargasso (or perhaps Sir Gasso)?
Munch
October 30, 2002, 10:01pm
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Ooh, I really like Gasket!
Jupiter is much better than Uranus, because there are no short nicknames for Uranus (that you can use in company, at least).
I humbly suggest Gipper, though it has nothing to do with gas.
lieu
October 30, 2002, 10:23pm
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Heh, the loaded dog wants to give your gassy kitty a zippo.
Rysdad
October 30, 2002, 11:05pm
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Just plain ol’…Fart.
Then I’d like to hear you stand on your front steps and call your cat.
Rysdad , there are no front steps on a boat… sheesh, pay attention!!
And Zippo is no good - that’s what we call my BIL’s dog.
Personally, I still like Jupiter.
i can’t believe no one sugg. tootie or whoopie.
congrats on the new addition.
I gave Steve a link to this thread. He refuses to register, but that’s another story.
He likes Gasket, so far. He also said something about a cork, but I’m pretty sure he’s joking… :eek:
Dingy
It has nothing to do with flatulance, I know, but it is a good name for a seafaring cat.
Bumb , actually, one of the first names I suggested was Dink, which is what us real sailors call our dinghies…
He didn’t like the name. Steve I mean. The cat doesn’t much care.
lieu
October 31, 2002, 2:23am
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Gas sy kit ty…
Ironically, they’re usually employed when you want compression to build for flatt out power.
Tunafish
After all, a pussy that smells, often smells like …
Mrs. Duckster prefers Butt Fungus
(She calls me that when I fart.)
*Originally posted by FairyChatMom *
**I gave Steve a link to this thread. He refuses to register, but that’s another story.
He likes Gasket, so far. He also said something about a cork, but I’m pretty sure he’s joking… :eek: **
Don’t use a cork. You could put an eye out that way.
Zebra
October 31, 2002, 2:43pm
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If you like Jupiter how about Saturn? or maybe Bespin.
lieu
October 31, 2002, 3:35pm
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“Don’t use a cork. You could put an eye out that way.”
Ha!
Don’t point that thing at me! It could be loaded.
A semi-related postscript - last night, we were chatting on IM and Steve told me he’d sharpened his pocket knife. Near as I can remember, he stated it thus: “My knife is now sharp enough to shave a cat - ask me how I know.” :eek: