Sex Drive
Doper Drive!
Thunderbird - You know those pterydactyls that carry away children and adults.
Turkey Vulture Pass
Blue Heron Drive
Falcon Court
Sandpiper Drive
Kingfisher Court
Cardinal Drive
or…
Yellow Bellied Sapsucker Street
Fulvous Whistling Duck Way
Least Bittern Blvd.
Parasitic Jaeger Place
Lesser Yellowlegs Lane
Yellow-Billed Cuckoo Court
Bushtit Blvd.
Yellow-rumped Warbler Way
Hairy Woodpecker Drive
or, my favorite
American Coot Court
Tit Street
African Gray Street
Military Macaw Lane
Archaeopteryx End.
Thanks everyone, I’m going to have to consult the misses. She’s pulling for Common Loon.
I donno if I have the guts to name it that. If I recommend a less ‘silly’ name it should go through with no probs.
We may be the only full time residents, but there are two other houses and a number of vacant lots on the road. I think the county would require that I get buy in from all property owners to name it ‘Common Loon’ we all know that some people just don’t have any sense of humor.
Seconded!
Aerie Lane
Falcon Crest
Peepers Court
(not bird) Rocky Mountain Spotted Road
Birdie Num Nums Lane
Lernhowta Drive.
Oh, it has to be a bird? Bummer. Lemme think.
Tern Way?
Cuckoo Block?
Yeah, that last one’s a stretch. hm. Although I like “Tern Way”, sounds like you’re telling people to scram.
Penny (or Lois) Lane.
Duplicate. We already have a ‘Tit Mouse’
‘Tern Way’ sounds good too. We like our privacy.
Crossing Chicken Road
And I know it doesn’t fit the category, so it’s not really a suggestion; but I’ve always wanted to name a street: Asphalt Street.
(Definition of a development: first you cut down all the trees, then you name the streets after them.)
Owl Farm (with apologies to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson)
Why has no one yet suggested Lark’s Vomit Rd.? I would love to live on Lark’s Vomit Rd. Especially if it intersected with Crunchy Frog Dr.
Penguin Pass
Forget birds; you live in the mountains. How about Four Wheel Drive?
I’d love to.
Great suggestions all. Penguin Pass might even work.