Rocky Road (yummy)
Donner Drive (also yummy)
Given that the OP is in Colorado, Packer Place would also work.
Golden Eagle Ct.
More importantly, should you ever need to sell up, you don’t want to have yourself restricted to buyers with the same sense of humour.
Roc’s Reach? Oh, a real bird?
I kinda like Winter Hawk.
That link is hillarious! I can’t believe he ate the whole thing. A clip from the Wiki story:
[Cannibal Alferd] “Packer is a legend in popular culture. He has been quoted as having said, in jest, “the breasts of man…are the sweetest meat I ever tasted.” In 1968, students at the University of Colorado at Boulder named their new cafeteria grill the Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill with the slogan “Have a friend for lunch!” Even today students can enjoy the meat-filled “El Canibal” underneath a giant wall map outlining his travels through Colorado. In 1982 the university dedicated a statue to Packer.[citation needed]”
Treadmill Plane Lane