Help with Sig....

“UncleBeer hates sig lines.”

How about a cheesy self-promation link?

See below for details.

Or even a cheesy self-promotion link for that matter.

How about:

You all think I’m paranoid, don’t you?

How about

Tristan: The Original Pocket Weasel

The All-Porpoise Monty Python sig: If I told you you had a beautiful sig, would you hold it against me?

You could have a link to this saying “Still Looking for a sig…”

The doctor says my nose wouldn’t bleed so much if I just kept my darned finger outta there!

Eternity, my friend, is a Long Fucking Time.

“Daddy, I feel about as dumb as a post.”
“Boy, if you were half as useful as a post, we’d be right proud.”

As the Empress of the Lemmings, I hereby decree that your sig line should have something nice about ME in it.

BTW, I thought of this one today. You can have it if you so desire:

“I am the classic bad example.”

I have been advertising my want for a sig line in my sig line ever since I joined. Have I received any suggestions? No. Nothing. I thought by now, surely someone would have assigned me a sig from one of my pit rants. Is there a form I need to fill out?

Yah, probably. I was too lazy to look it up, and the more space in my brain I devote to the old tongue, the more Quenya I mess up.

“Utulien aure, utulien aure! Auta e lome’”

“My greatness cannot be reduced to a pithy one-line sig.”

Tristy: It’s just one letter away from Twisty.

No two sets of clues are alike. It is not what you have, it’s what you don’t have that counts --Another sig is stolen from American literature.

“Hey, did I lose my sig?” <-- Kat steals sigline suggestion from Totoro, film at eleven.

Well, many thanks to you all for the kind words… hope you like what I’ve got so far…