Okay, I never lost my sexy. I just spent the last 6 months wearing clothes that were too big and years old so my sexy was hiding under all that fabric. It made my volumptious, 26 year old self look about 40 lbs heavier and about 10 years older. I lost some weight, bought smaller clothes, and today I took my very first new outfit for a trial run.
I got dressed up for my date tonight and realized that I still hadn’t taken out the trash, so I grabbed my keys and the garbage and walked downstairs to the garbage area. As I was walking back from the trash cans there was a man leaving the building opposite mine. He literally did a double take, backed up a few steps to check me out, and then started back on his way. That’s right, ladies and gents, he back tracked to check me out! If I look stranger-stopping good I can only imagine how much penis will ensue when my date gets here!
AL-RIGHT! I was kinda hoping this would be the day you got fired, though. (You are the Doper waiting to get fired, right? If not, please ignore that comment.)
Yeah, well, so much penis ensued we didn’t get to sleep until early this morning and then we were jolted awake by the sound of hungry kitties not long after so I got up, fed the cats, crawled back in bed and more penis ensued. Then he offered to take me out for breakfast, after which I came home and and napped.
At no point in the evening was I wearing that outfit long enough to say, “Hey, would you take a quick picture of me in this stunning outfit?” so I will just wear the same outfit to the movies with my friend and I’ll bring my camera and have her take a picture. I’ll have her do it on the sidewalk outside the theater to see if we can catch someone in the act of checking me out!
Oh, and I am the doper hoping to get fired. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened yet so that is my goal for Monday!
