I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
The queens we use would not excite you.
Good case for not marrying your college sweetheart.
Thanks. I just spewed my beverage.
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a God in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel slidin’ up to me
One of my favourite weird songs of the 1980s. Ah, memories.
One Night in Bankok.
YOWZA!
P.s. Do NOT google “young Jimmy Carter.” If you do, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
::Looks closely to be certain:::
Who’s a pretty girl? Who’s a pretty girl? Yes! Yes! You are a pretty, pretty girl!!
Skritch, skritch, skritch, skritch. Who wants a treat???
Gives MeanOldLady an airplane-sized Jack Daniels.
Who names their dog Yesterday?
Aw. TogoFan fall down and go BANNED.
TogoFan, we hardly knew ye.
But to be totally honest, from what we’d seen we are now better off.