Once he heard “TV” he’d probably start a spirited story about which Teletubby he’d want to be and why.
That would make a good skit: HW is a teletubbie and the big baby in the sky is CFSG.
Trump’s already the correct color.
Amusingly from here Post CF and on-going Trump outrages - #149 by DMC
My thoughts on that are that were i to have voted for Herschel Walker i wouldn’t be talking about it either. Those not saying will break 90% Walker.
The Warnock campaign produced an ad consisting of voters reacting to Walker’s yammerings:
I saw that! Just amazing! The one guy who wants his 35 seconds back.
Can someone explain to me how Walker managed to win the Republican primary in a landslide (more than 5 times the votes of his nearest opponent)? Sure he’s a right wing nut, but they had a whole state worth of right wing nuts to choose from, and still the decided to import this guy from Texas.
He grew up in Georgia, and was a star football player at the University of Georgia, 40 years ago. So, high name recognition in the state.
But, probably more importantly, he was endorsed by TFG.
I’m incredibly dense because I still can’t figure out what TFG stands for. It can’t be ‘That Fucking Guy’, its got to be funnier than that…
“The Former Guy,” which is how Biden has referred to Trump in the past. Not quite as profane as “CFSG.”
“Cheeto-Faced Shit Gibbon,” for those who have forgotten.
I like mine better
He’s been Trump’s puppet for a long time.
“That Fucked Guy” seems more accurate.
Or you could try something like “Tw**-Faced Goblin”, which has a nice cadence to it but is maybe a tad impolite out loud.
Even HE claims he lives in Texas.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/29/politics/georgia-senate-herschel-walker-texas-kfile/index.html
“Everyone asks me, why did I decide to run for a Senate seat? Because to be honest with you, this is never something I ever, ever, ever thought in my life I’d ever do,” said Walker. “And that’s the honest truth. As I was sitting in my home in Texas, I was sitting in my home in Texas, and I was seeing what was going on in this country. I was seeing what was going on in this country with how they were trying to divide people.”
Well, he isn’t wrong but I think my ‘they’ is not the same as his ‘they.’
To paraphrase Krusty The Clown, “his hat, if we’re lucky”.
I’ve been looking for this answer for years now, about a whole lot of these people. “Is this really the best Republican your guys can find? Doesn’t that concern you even just a little bit?”
I’ve yet to get a good answer.
Looking at the Wikipedia article on the Republican primary, his closest opponent was the state agriculture commissioner but Walker had a long list of endorsements, including Trump and a bunch of senators.
I know, right? I’d hate to be called a Twit, myself.