Hey Cecil Adams

[kimlittle]

There was a boy named sue. I have the tape.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Oookkkaaayyy.

[dantheman]

Maybe this link?
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msue.html

[SylverOne]

Even with the link… I’m still

[Little_Nemo]

This is the second “Hey Cecil Adams” thread. One more and maybe he’ll appear like Beetlejuice.

[Giraffe]

Darn. I was hoping he’d burst through a wall like that giant Kool-Aid pitcher.
HEY! KOOL-AID!!

[Kat]

Dammit, Giraffe! Now I have a big Cecil-shaped hole in my wall. (He must have been passing by reading your post on a laptop or something.)

[Marley23]

Ceciljuice!..Ceciljuice!!..CECILJUICE!!!

[Muad_Dib]

I know of only two things that can actively call out to Perfect Master and get a response.

1. A Straight Dope baby.

2. Esprix’s bitching.

3. Hi Opal.

[Teelo]

*Originally posted by Muad’Dib *
**I know of only two things that can actively call out to Perfect Master and get a response.
…
2. Esprix’s bitching.

**

Hahahhaa! thats a burn!

Who is Esprix anyway?

[Marley23]

Cecil Fthagn!

[Mearl_Dox]

*Originally posted by Giraffe *
**Darn. I was hoping he’d burst through a wall like that giant Kool-Aid pitcher.

Ohhh, yeah!

[Giraffe]

*Originally posted by Kat *
**Dammit, Giraffe! Now I have a big Cecil-shaped hole in my wall. (He must have been passing by reading your post on a laptop or something.) **

I think you can sue the Chicago Reader for that. Kool-Aid eventually hired their own set of contractors to follow that giant pitcher around, shoring up dry wall.

[Esprix]

One of the few welcomed by Cecil. Click the link in my sig line.

Esprix

[Kat]

*Originally posted by Giraffe *
I think you can sue the Chicago Reader for that. Kool-Aid eventually hired their own set of contractors to follow that giant pitcher around, shoring up dry wall.

I dunno. I doubt there’s a lawyer in the state who’d dare to take a case against The Mighty Cecil. Kool-Aid Man never had the same kind of clout.