Please Lord – let him/her been at home at the time.
My favorite is
htt ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S4tlI4AzLI
But with Dave dead now ------- its like Black Sabbath without Ozzie. Still better than most; just not the same.
All this aside, unfortunately the OP poster went from Cafe to making this thread. He may be in recovery for a while.
Whose convenience and protection are we talking about, exactly? :dubious:
Welcome to the board, FollowMeDown. Hope you enjoy your stay here. We’re a slightly sarcastic but mostly good-natured bunch (well, in the sort of thread that I frequent, anyway) and I hope you enjoy your stay here.
Now let’s get this thread back on track (sorry) and build up some steam (sorry). Anyone got some one-liners about monorails? (sorry)
Oh yes. We’re also rather fond of puns. The most successful threads are full of them.
Any pun about a monorail is going to be a one-liner?
Oh, fer Brunel’s sake. You guys are acting like this place is some sort of Magic Kingdom.
Welcome to the SDMB, FollowMeDown.
My wife says I have a one track mind. Any advice?
Regards,
Shodan
I think the OP joined Charlieon the MTA line. He’ll never return.
Yeah, I was beginning to wonder if maybe FollowMeDown’s location might end up being “the rabbit hole”.
he’s in the shed.
Is that you Sheldon Cooper ?
( subtle reference to Big Bang Theory show )
We may have let his steam out?
Well, atleast he’ll have something to choo, choo on.
Now THIS is a real Doper!!! Not like those Goonies in the Happy Introduction threads. Keep it up, Simster, you’re making me proud.
Wow, do you think three years is a long enough wait to answer this thread?
I will say that we here on the railroad are a lazy bunch.
Guess you got off track, huh?
I’m so ashamed of that…
His train of thought was derailed?
I fell asleep and went past my stop…by a few years.
Good, your here, FollowMeDown. I wanted to ask who is in the kitchen with Dinah and, more importantly, what he has against properly tuned banjo strings? Darned annoying, that.
Kick his caboose!
Ohhh, now there’s an idea. Gackles gleefully and goes off toward the kitchen calling out, "Oh, Mister Banjo Player, may I have a word with you?"
It’ll be interesting to gauge the response of that, HC.