Well about urination really, but that involves penises, doesnt it. I was strangely turned on, anyway.
Oh - do you all think I’m weird now?
Well I am. I am weird, do you hear, and I’m glad. Yes, glad - hahahahaha! (stubs out cigarette savagely, flings tattered feather boa around neck, stalks defiantly to bead-curtained exit, walks into doorjamb, exits, dazed)
[sub]Time to say goodnight.[/sub]