Shit like this just blows me away.
My favorite part, is that he “can’t understand why some people are upset with what he did”.
:smack::mad:
If they were made of chocolate, that would be awesome.
The first thing I’d do is check it for razor blades.
Small model fetus’s are kind of horrifying. I think seeing one unexpectedly at the bottom of my trick-or-treat bag would make me want to kill them more, not less.
Festus doll = cool.
Fetus doll = notsomuch.
Or coat hangers.
“I got five pieces of candy!”
“I got a chocolate bar!”
“I got a quarter!”
“I got a fetus.”
This would have been infinitely more funny if:
a) It was edible
b) they were passed out in little plastic baggies covered in fake blood
c) they had wire coat-hangers jammed into their faces like the power-up in The Binding of Isaac
As such, hearing that it was an anti-abortion group and not, say, the creepy old man down the street makes this story infinitely less lulzworthy.
What’s the word to describe an irrational fear of fetuses?
I got the sugarfree fetus. 
Coitaphobia
What’s the word for deliberately missing a point in a weak-ass attempt to divert a conversation? No one here has shown any fear of fetuses, let along irrational fear.
Fear of fetuses is anything but irrational, dude.
Oh. I was going to say fetusophobe. Glad you corrected me before I did!
Way to respond to a “weak-ass attempt to divert a conversations”, therefore diverting the conversation.
(Of course, I don’t think my comment is any worse than the conversation going on about chocolate and sugar-free fetuses.)
Right, right. Spoken like a true [del]fetusophobe[/del] coitaphobe.
You mean to tell me that if you turned around in your chair right now and saw a fetus behind you, you wouldn’t scream like a little girl?:dubious:
Apparently lying is no long a sin. Who knew?
I’m not sure this should be in the Pit.
Honestly, I’m way too WTF’d to feel any sort of outrage at this, recreational or otherwise. It doesn’t make any sort of sense to me, on any level. This shit runs right past creepy, past gross, speeds by heinous, doesn’t break stride across insane and is still accelerating at “what.”. So many questions raised, mostly screamed at the top of one’s lungs.
In other news, OMG Yadda Yadda I’m happy to report that your trolling form is improving fast. On the other hand you’re getting more obvious than ever. But don’t despair and do keep practicing, I’m sure at this rate it won’t be too long until you get your very own BANNED guest title.
These people are hilariously insane. I can’t imagine how I’d react if I found a fetus doll in my kid’s Halloween candy! Gross and creepy doesn’t begin to describe it.
Anyway, they should be sentenced to take 1950s-style home economics classes - like this:
Well, I hope they at least took the bones out of it.
What’s the word to describe someone who consistently posts content-free replies?
I can think of at least one.