Hey Handy

You know, when you let your fingers loosen up and say more than a sentence when you post, you can be a pretty interesting fellow.

I was reading in this thread your comments about an ex GF with an 8 page letter? :smiley:

What the heck was that all about? Tell us more, if you will. Who shows up with an 8 page letter listing all of her romances? Where do you find these women? :wink:

Sure, aenea.

Right out of the blue this woman shows up about three weeks ago. Came in, with a letter in her hand. She said I have to read it now in front of her. So I did. I was dating her like 12 years ago for about 4 years until she decided to umm walk across america from Calif to NY.

So, her latest letter talked about all she wanted in a relationship with me, all this stuff she has to have her way & how I can’t do this & that. Then a couple pages detailing her romantic past (I haven’t a clue why she wrote that), then asking for commitment. I said to her that her letter was all about herself & ummm, what about me??? Then Bye!

Also, she said that I have to have sex with her if I want to see her. I don’t make this up. I asked her why that is three times but she didn’t answer.

She’s recently gotten pregnant, and wanted to have sex with you to ‘establish’ you as the father. The letter was so you’d know all about her past, and the commitment thing was to make sure that she had someone when it’s time to give birth. She thought you were a very nice, trustworthy guy who’d make a better father than anyone else she knew or dated, so she came to you.

WAG.

–Tim

Let me see if I understand correctly:

She wants to carnally interact with you,

She desires to allow steam to be unleashed from the unrestricted friction generated by the passionate penetrating motion of the male form inside the delicious interiors of an active member of the female species,

She is a willing receptacle thirsty for whatever bodily fluids you can toss her way,

And you still said NO ::gasping for air in disbelief:: DUDE, what’s going on? :smiley:

Seriously, you made the right call. If she left you to fill her adventurous oaths and you don’t hold any feelings for her, you should send her back where she came from.

Nonetheless, if she is still in her horny mood, send her my way and I shall placate any latent sexual needs that might be burning inside her. :smiley: