Hello, sorta. You can call me ChrisP. Welcome to our humble a(board) snicker snicker. Are you sorta wicked as in Pete’s Wicked Ale, or as in bad-wicked.
SW:
a/s/l means age/sex/location. The answer to the second part is not “yes” (even though for you it obviously is!). Example:
I am 18/m/VA. And no, Tasha, I am not flirting this time.
That mung thing brought me as close to vomiting as I’ve been since January, when I actually did vomit.
Thanks to all of you for making me feel so welcome:)I think I’m gonna like it here very much.My apologies to anyone that I may have made sick with my definitions for Silver_Fire!:o Also thanks to everyone that gave me tips on how to use the board.
TO:
Silver_Fire: Ah,you knew that I was gonna catch hell from some people for posting those!!!
That was sort of wicked of you!LOL!
ultress:I’ll keep what you said in mind:) Thanx!
Pipefitter:Sorry,I’m fresh outta Nekkid pics.Next time I go to the mall I’ll get nekkid in that little photo booth and send ya some through snail mail;)
NothingMan:I always appreciate advice on how to make a good impression on people!!!
pLt:sortasweetandinnocent,eh?A likely story! LOL!:)I use the “sorta” as a loophole ,myself1It’s slightly misleading…Oh,alright!It’s extremely misleading!!!:eek:I’m doing fine BTW,How’re you?
psycat90:Nice to meet you,too!
UncleBeer:Actually,I was wondering about that.Thank you for the help and the welcome!
Soulsling:I just couldn’t leave out the blah blahs!;)I’ve said all that needed saying(And more!) about that gross stuff, that I won’t mention again.:)And I’ll add Depends undergarments to my shoppimg list to avoid embarassing myself, while laughing too hard!!!
DRY:Ok,I won’t ever ask to use ChiefScott’s toilet! I’ll be wearing my Depends, so I won’t need to!Oh and about the pictures…it’s nice that I’ll be allowed to accessorize!
spooje:I’m glad to be here:)I’ll throw caution to the wind and dive right in!
JohnLarrigan: Damn,I’m glad I left that salt on the table!LOL!Thanks for the welcome,Superman!
iampunha:Oops,sorry to have made you sick:o And Tasha…don’t worry, once you’ve made a guy nearly puke,there’s not much chance he’s gonna be flirting with ya!
Globe-trotter:Again, sorry about the disgusting post.It’s Silver_Fire’s fault!!!(He he,shameless passing of blame,here;)) I was only doing what was asked of me!!!
wacky ninja:Thanks for the suggestion! this was a real time saver.
JimmyNipples:Hello there,Nipples! you can just call me wicked.
ChrisP one Kenobe:Definatly bad wicked,but I try so hard not to be!!!I’m not familiar with"Pete’s Wicked Ale"—Please tell me more.
vandal:I’ll be careful on both counts!Nice to meetcha,BTW.
…I some how didn’t get you on my list before I posted it,sorry.I apologise,too, for making you feel icky after your shower.I was going to edit my long post to everyone and add you.But I can’t edit.It says that I am not logged in (even after I did login) or that I’m trying to edit something I’m not authorized to edit!!!So you get a post all for you.So am I forgiven???Ok,I’ll grovel, Please ,please forgive me!!!I’m a stupid newbie and I’ll never write things to gross anyone out again!!! Well,how’d I do???Am I forgiven,yet?
As the person who requested that sorta provide these definitions, I’ll apologize. Yes all three are very sick acts. So? Sorta will run across them sometime in her posting career and now (assuming she didn’t know what they were before) she won’t have to start an entire thread dedicated to the meaning of “squick”.
Sorta, the pit isn’t as bad as people are saying, especially if you’re full of piss and vinegar anyway. It’s up to you to decide what forums you like best, but I wouldn’t discourage you from visiting the pit.
You can’t do it. Only mods and admins can. And if you try to click on the “members” icon above (with the FAQ, search, etc.) it won’t work. Just so you know you aren’t doing anything wrong.
Guess I should get used to actually proof-reading what I write.I’ll probably steer clear of the pit,for the most part.I don’t care for confrontation,much.I can defnd myself,if I have to; but heated debate and shit like that,tends to make my head hurt.BTW,I didn’t mind that you had me look up the gag defs,I’m just glad that I never had to ask.
Welcome sortawicked!
There’s a great preview function.
I AM SWEET AND INNOCENT.
and it’s … How YOU doin …
Anthracite won’t say anything. She’ll just swap pictures with Esprix.
Quite the cunning porn ring they’ve got going there…
So just how “established” does a poster have to be before they start receiving naked pictures from the newbies? And how “established” am I? Wait, don’t answer that.
<pouts> someone welcome me, too! <stomps feet>
Hey - if you look at the SDMB Soap Opera … I am meant to be placed in charge of the porn ring. That’s it!
Everyone … forward me your nude pics!
pLt and Silverfire: at least 600 posts before you’re established. See? Sometimes size does count over quality…
And welcome ** AndYrAStar **. Welcome. Read the rules and the advice above and enjoy yourself.
And forward nude pics to appropriate parties…
So now you are admitting to inferior quality?
Which would still be me
I stand by 706 of my 711 posts so far.
Let others judge the quality.
So, let’s see, Sortawicked–in 20 posts, you’ve used HOW MANY smilies?? (ChiefScott’s gonna love you)
Oh, and you’ve been able to enlighten the half dozen or so posters on this board who were blissfully ignorant of what “squicking” and “felching” are. (I didn’t know about “munging”. I wish I still didn’t.)
Keep it up, and you’ll either be ChiefScott’s SO or an admin in no time!
I’m new too… Hi everyone
Of course I forgive you! I’m a very sweet and forgiving girl. Modest, too. Heh heh. But seriously, please don’t call yourself a stupid newbie. For one thing, we all were there once, and besides, you have to learn these things one way or another, right? Before ya know it, you’ll be a seasoned veteran.
Oh, and it’s perfectly all right to gross someone out, provided that was your intention. Choose your victims carefully, though. Welcome to the board!