I’ve done enough moving to last me a
lifetime so I can relate:)
Thanx for that sweet welcome;) Nice’n’Wicked…
now there’s a cool user name!!!
Welcome sortawicked, have a great time . . . but don’t respond to ChiefScott with smilies or we may have to call 911. (His pet peeve.) I however would like to add :
-NM
Welcome, sortawicked, welcome to the board. My name is pipefitter (IRL Lou).
Let me be the first to welcome you…oops that one was done already…to ask for your nekkid picture. 
Again, welcome, and I hope you enjoy our brand of lunacy here! 
Welcome to the board Wicked. Don’t take things personal, grow a thick skin, and have fun. Believe me you will have your feelings hurt within your first two weeks on the board, but hey, it’s usually not intentional. You will find that folks here pretty much speak their minds so before you start a thread or post something, be prepared for millions of different outlooks. It’s what makes the board fun.
Hi sorta, I’m psy, welcome to the board. Nice to meet ya.
Welcome, sortawicked! Come on in and get your feet wet. Or dive in, depending on how cautious you are.
Nonsense! Flirt a little with ChiefScott and I’m sure he’ll forgive the smileys. Just don’t ask him if you can use his toilet.
A bit more advice: Dump your kids, spouse, outside life and job (of course, it’s easy when you have only the last of the list above) and post here as much as possible. Try to accumulate nearly 1000 posts in two months and you can act like a veteran. Take it from someone who knows.
And, since I’ve made myself the self appointed expert:
The naked pictures stuff is nonsense: Socks, high heels, wristbands and headbands are perfectly appropriate.
Finally, there’s a loser who likes to quote Shakespeare. Watch out for him.
Unless you have a soft spot for shameless flirts.
Hi sortawicked! waves There are many, many wonderful people here, and I’ve come to really enjoy the time I spend here. I’m positive you will too! See you around!
HI Sortawicked.
I am Osip Down here in Alabama. Welcome to the board.
Osip
What do you mean, “sortofwicked”? That’s not acceptable! Only full-fledged wickedness will be tolerated. Get your act together, woman!
Welcome to the madhouse! (there’s really no other way to describe it)
Welcome, Sortawicked. By now you are proabably wondering why other people’s posts fill the width of the screen and your’s don’t. I can explain. When you are typing your response in that box, you don’t need to hit the “Return/Enter” key. The software will insert line wraps wherever needed. Those of us with large hi-res monitors will obviously get more character’s per line than poeple with small monitors.
Sure, I can explain it. I’m lazy.
May I just remind patrons not to take our Salt despensers as they arent free. Stealing is wrong, people. Sheesh!
(oh, and Hi there Sherry! welcome to the board. Enjoy yourself. you’ll probably see me about here a lot… by day I’m a mild mannered reporter, but by night I wear my underpants outside my tights and jump about rooftops.)
…I feel…well…I was gonna say educated but I
think I’ll say relievd:).Because,before this little
research project,I thought I might be a sick freak
with perverted sexual desires:eek:.Thanks to you,I now
know,that I’m relatively normal;).Certianly nowhere
near being sick or perverted!!!
Here are your defintions…
Felch-The act of sucking warm,salty,cum from the ass
of another.
Squick-The act of fucking someone between the 2 hemispheres
of the brain through a hole which has been drilled in the
brain.(Now THAT’S a fucking headache!!!]
Mung-Two live idiots and 1 decomposed woman.One guy plops on
the dead chick’s chest cavity forcing the putrid vital organs
out of the vagina.Where the second idiot eats the organs with
pleasure.
I think I need a shower now.
Uh, I don’t think that really needed repeating… especially since I just got out of the shower… sigh
Job well done, sorta. Welcome to the board.
Thanks for the clarification, UncleBeer.
Ok sortawicked, I take it back. You’re totally wicked!
:eek:
hwy sorta! welcome to the board, I am not so old myself. here are the wise words given to me from a buunch of peoples…don’t post during lunch time–it is incredibly slow.
when replying, you can do all your replies in one message, just make a list of who you are responding to…
blah blah–this is for you
blah blah–this one is for you
and so on…
don’t go into the pit! icky icky place.
and keep your sense of humor.
enjoy!
Just leave out the blah blahs.
Welcome aboard woman. Flirt here freely, leave out mention of felching and squicking if at all possible, watch lots of horrible movies with a very dry sense of humor, avoid the pit at all costs (i warn you one more time because this is seriously scarier than any imagination of the possiblities of hell could ever be) and try not to piss in your pants when laughing too hard, it could be very embarrasing.
Hi sortawicked…I’m sortaNipples
Have fun
Yo, Sortawicked.
Don’t piss the mods off, and try not to run with scissors.
Anything else, knock yourself out.