Now introducing a real good looking, fun, adventurous and single guy!!! I convinced my good friend to join the teeming millions here on the boards. Stop by and welcome him, but play nice ladies, he is kind of shy. 
Shy?
He won’t be long!
So… what’s the name of this mysterious hottie?
Play nice ? Well ok I’ll only flash one boob ! How’s that ?
(*)
Welcome Runadoc’s friend, we are all fiends , er I mean friends here !
Just one? Doesn’t that make you a tease?
Note to Runadoc:
To avoid possible embarassment, make sure cute friend will actually post to the welcome thread within a couple of hours of announcement.
This advice brought to you by the Ice Wolf Has Friends Who Are Still Too Chicken Society.
Thanks for the welcomes Ayesha, Arden Ranger and Ice Wolf. Sorry ladies, I forgot to give you his name. He goes by “Life is a blast”, and a few details: 6’3", green eyes, thick hair, cute as a button and extremely sexy!!! Have to take my word for the latter!! Glad to see some ladies are awake out there.
Sorry again!! preview, preview, preview!!! :o Yes he has promised to get his feet wet tonight and jump on the boards!! 
Hello, and welcome to here. Make yourself comfortable because you will be here for a while. It’s inevitable, as this place is more addictive than heroin. Or maybe not, but it’s still a lot of fun and I guarantee* you’ll like it.
*[sub][sup]Results not typical. Void where prohibited by law. MI, ME, MA, and NY please add sales tax. Actual size may vary. May cause drowsiness. Ummm, yeah.[/sub][/sup]
well, well …thankyou Silver Fire, Ice Wolf , Arden Ranger,and Ayesha. oh and a special thankyou to Ayesha
…when do I get to see the whole package? This looks like it could be a lot of fun and quite interesting.
At last! Welcome, welcome, welcome, life is a blast!
Well, it’s about time!
Welcome to your newest addiction.
I hope you’ll like it here, ** LiaB**. Give us some Mindless, Pointless details!
Ummmmm sounds yummy, thanks for bringing him Runadoc. Hello life is a blast, so you want to see the whole package do you ? Are you sure you can handle it ? Well ok but don’t tell anyone I showed it to you.
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( I am actually harmless life is a blast, I might flirt a lot but I haven’t molested a poster in … well, since the last time I did. Unless you count the one I’m married to. )
You are undoubtedly the ONLY Doper I know of who happily poses for new members and seasoned Dopers alike with her decolletage resting on the dining room table.
THIS is why we’re so damned fond of you .
Cartooniverse where else would such a delightful dish to be served up ? (Besides, leaving out the _ _ 's make em look like () () and those just aren’t my f cups ! ) I am thinking about a nipple change, (@) (@) what do you think ?
Wait a minute are you saying I’m easy ? Because if you are you’re right.
Sorry about the hijack Runadoc and life is a blast. How can I make it up to you ::batting eye lashes::
::gets mental image of Ayesha wearing one of those bras that have swirlies in the middle, à la SNL skits::
Excuse me . . . I have to, ah, get this remote control out of my pants. Don’t know how it got there …
[sub]Don’t be scared, newbie . . . life may be a blast, but this place puts the S and B in SlaBt. Er, puts the B and S in BlaSt.[/sub]
[sub]I will not post like that again . . . I will not post like that again . . . I will not post like that again . . . [/sub]
See, you’re one lucky dude, life. I never got flashed when I came to the boards, but I guess I’m kinda underage