Hey Ladies... This might be the best dating profile ever. Just being honest.

A friend of **Shocker Khan’s **claims to have received an email from this person w/ a profile on OK Cupid and we have been having fun sharing the link amongst our friends on Facebook. Couldn’t keep the fun to ourselves though and had to share it here as well.

Not sure if my wife’s friend was being truthful in how she discovered this profile, but it’s still fun. Some Googling only comes up with the profile, and one short forum thread someplace else about it - so it’s not exactly viral yet… Actually, it probably is viral. Just being honest.

(some language in the profile linked may be nswf)

Holy shit.

I would date him, but his ethnicity just isn’t diverse enough for me.

Summary/highlights for those of us behind a no-dating-sites web filter?

Ha - I’ve just started the whole online dating thing again and I wish I could find something funny. All I can find is people who are thirty fucking years old whose favorite book is Atlas Shrugged, guys in camo hats, and pictures of guys with no head AND no shirt.

OK Cupid also has a really interesting blog statistically analyzing some of the data they get, which is cool but also discouraging when you see the graph of men and the ages they’ll accept women on paper (already skewed younger rather than older than the guy) and the people they actually message (almost all younger), plus the graph of women getting messages by age (hint, it drops like a rock at 30. I’m 31.) So thanks, cruel world.

Oh, and thanks also for putting my ex’s new profile where I’m always stumbling over it. That’s cute!

ETA - I’m still snickering over “THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE ARM.”

Always happy to help…

There’s more… but that’s most of the good stuff.

“Social the agreed” = “Associate Degree” ???

So he works for the Post Office, he wants to be a paralegal, and he calls himself LAWYER - yep - he’s a gem…

**Bear **- think you got it!

Hey FYI you can hide the ex’s profile by clicking the “Hide” button at the top-right-hand corner of his profile (under Message, Wink, Award, etc)

And yeah, guys in our age range who aren’t married and are worth dating are few and far between. We might have to just box ourselves up and wait until we’re “FABULOUS AND FIFTY!” and can get the good guys coming off a divorce :frowning:

But then I wouldn’t know how often he’s on there! (I’d stalk his profile but he’d know if I viewed it and I’m not going to, you know, get a whole new login for that or anything.)

Maybe you could at least meet him for dinner and some condensation.

Zsofia, I know you’ve been pursuing the Zen thing, but I forget what your overall belief status is. Anyway, even if you’re just an atheist-friendly non-Christian, you’re a rare commodity in the dating world. So you could check out the freethinker dating scene.

He’s a drip?

But then the guys there would be the guys who on purpose went to the freethinker dating scene. So there’s that.

On the other hand, maybe there this guy wouldn’t keep visiting my profile.

He’ll get you all steamed up.

<crosses off dating sites as an avenue to finding dates>
Where did the nauseated smiley go?

I’m imagining him losing his arm on the job. Vicious dog? Evil mailbox? Delivering mail on Mongo?

Overly vigorous 69?

Fuck. I looked at his photos. I don’t know why I looked at his photos.

Fuck. :frowning:

I can understand most of the objections, but “thirty fucking years old”?

Or do you just mean he should have read some other books by now?