I wonder if he’d be honest with me.
I’m guessing it’s because it means he’s likely a hardcore conservative.
The thought is making me moist.
Did you see all of them? The funniest thing is that they’re obviously taken in an office of some kind. After hours? Casual Friday?
Well, and that somebody would wear those panties and not do something about all that ass hair.
Atlas Shrugged is something for college students to dig. (See also: Catcher in the Rye, for high school.) If you are 30 and still list Atlas Shrugged as your favorite book, I definitely do not want to date you. Ever. I mean, not even as a group thing, because I know you’re going to annoy the living shit out of me.
ETA - also, no age is a good age for that no-head-no-shirt profile pic, but 30 is DEFINITELY too old for that.
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That guy’s a lawyer?
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I thought lawyers wrote better.
No, no, no. That guy’s gonna be a lawyer.
ETA - oh, sorry. A paralegal. Gonna be a paralegal, y’all.
#winning
Am I the only one whose favorite line is the answer to the question “On a typical Friday night I am…Watching p0rn and playing the Illinois lottery”?
Dragon NaturallySpeaking, I’m guessing. Which tells me he’s lazy, otherwise occupied, or not being completely honest about the number of limbs he’s missing.
I was thinking sociology perhaps.
Perhaps he wrote his profile on Friday night and between the porn and the lottery he hasn’t got an extra hand for this typing shit.
It’s a sad indictment of the fact of online dating that his is NOT the worst profile I’ve seen.
Well, the really bad ones just aren’t worth commenting on or even glancing at. If the little preview doesn’t have a single capital letter in it, well, never mind, yo.
I wonder if that’s that guy I once saw walking down Liberty Avenue in the Strip District. Broad daylight – in a bikini and heels. I think I posted a thread about it.
By the way, my profile just got visited by “idonthaveherpes”. I guess you should highlight your best attributes.
ETA - Guin, if it is then Manties and I do have something in common - we live in Columbia and have family in Pittsburgh. 
I think this guy should try saying less about himself, maybe just scrawling his number at a subway station or something, if he could spell the number right.
I have a hard time tolerating them as Facebook friends…much less actually holding conversations with them.
If I were him, I wouldn’t necessarily bet the farm on making it.
Regards,
Shodan
Um, just wondering, but isn’t it kind of low to copy some poor unsuspecting guy’s attempt to find love for everyone to make fun of? And he’s disabled, even? Do we really need to do this? Does anybody but me feel kind of icky for even reading it? Just wondering.
If he was looking for love, maybe. But he’s just looking for casual sex so I don’t feel bad about it. Anyway, I think those profiles are public.
Did I just get wooshed?
His profile is public. If he wants it to not be seen by people outside the dating site, he can set it to private.
I’ve got no sympathy.