Been sitting here IMing with Persephone when she casually mentions "Hey! I’m naked!
Me, being a suave, sophisticated type of guy responds:
“Great! I’ll be over in 10 minutes!”
“No, don’t come over now. I’ll be doing my hair in a few, and you do NOT want to see that.”
Sheesh…I get shot down even AFTER a beautiful woman tells me she’s naked!