I’ve just been IMing with *Persephone, and she admits to me that she finally, just a day or two ago, actually got the play on words of Billdo’s screen name.
I mean, she’s been a member for how long? Forever?
Bill’s been around nearly as long.
And she’s just now cluing in to “Billdo”??!! And she sat next to this man at lunch! I know, I was there!
Time for the Mods and Admins to open a new forum: Dumb Bunnies. Persephone can be the feature attraction.
And you’ll be right behind me, with that screwed up coding, dear. 
Ok
I deserved that.
But a mod can fix the coding, but in the morning you’ll still be dumb.
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
HAH!
The Wicked Witch of the Midwest!
Oh, you’ll pay for that. You are toast.
Isn’t this where someone shouts “Get a Room?”
[sub](fixed sam’s typo.
Coding? Was I supposed to fix somebody’s coding? – Uke)[/sub]
GET A ROOM!
Ok, if Persephone just got it, perhaps she can explain it to me. Where’s the wordplay?
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I’ve just been IMing with Persephone*, and she admits to me that she finally, just a day or two ago, actually got the play on words of **Billdo’s screen name. **
OK. Taking it by the numbers, Dave you are now obligated to give a cite for the Billdo/Dildo play on words.
Is Billdo aware of this joke? Did he intend it? Or am I missing it? How big is the room you and Persephone have? Could we have a mini-dope in there?
:coughcough:
I believe there are many posters (of good standing) that have been whooshed by my name. And they really don’t have a good reason…Persephone at least has the two-kids-under-five excuse.
Trust me, she’s on top of things.
OK. NOw what does that mean?
She doesn’t like missionary?
Say, that room is getting more crowded my the minute.
I feel like Groucho in Night at the Opera.
“…and two more hard-boiled eggs.” HONK, HONK!
[Chico]
I got plenty of room!
[/Chico]
And here I was, thinking, “Which play on words?”
After all, in Bored of the Rings, Bilbo Baggins gets transformed into Dildo Bugger.
And ‘Billdo’ is wonderfully equidistant from Bilbo the silly hobbit and Dildo the nasty boggie.
Of course, now Billdo’s going to have second thoughts about dinner on Monday…
Look, if my wife made the connetion the first time she heard it, then anyone ought to get it.
And Ike, thanks for leaving my coding faux pas in its original, pristine condition. It is the minor flaw which highlights the otherwise sheer perfection of my SDMB legacy.
samclem, your post is my cite. I didn’t mention the “Billdo/dildo connection,” you did. In your cynicism, you justify my contention. And make that two hard-boiled eggs and one duck egg.
I drew a picture of a Billdo once. It’s an excellent likeness, if I do say so myself. Anybody have a scanner and a place to post it?
(I’ve been begging him to change his name for years now. I find it very embarrassing.)
Billdo, have I told you lately that I love you?
Yeah, I say leave it alone. It reads funnier that way.
I love you too, Sue! But I can’t really use that excuse against Dave’s wife. She’s a teacher. She’s got WAY more kids than me!
until billdo himself said something about frats and nicknames… shudder…
i thought it was: “bill do” as in “bill do” this and “bill do” that.
clean mind in sound body!
How does one make sour dough bread?
Dill dough.
What?
It isn’t a play on Will Do?
It’s not pronounced Bill Do?
Ahhhhhh.
I am SO glad I’m not the only one.
But I do still feel rather like a dork.