I’ll keep this brief, so your limited attention span can comprehend it.
You have provided a public service. If I am ever in need of an example of low class, your post in Sampiro’s thread is a perfect example.
Is this about the movie?
Well clearly it is not. “Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane” is an imminent movie. “Snakes on a Plane” is something else.
I’m assuming that this is the post in question.
Yes, NinjaChick, that’s the one. Sorry I didn’t provide the link and thank you for doing it for me.
I was going to make a comment here. But on second thoughts I will not.
Maybe I will.
Surely this person Snakesonplane was just trolling yes. So I am not sure starting this pit will do anything.
I do not know Sampiro, so I cannot really comment.
Perhaps this person Snakes was just trying to say in a very bad way that he did not like reading long posts. I do not either. I would not post a reply unless I did though.
Maybe if I knew Sampiro I could read through that huge post to see that it was nothing to troll or joke about.
As Snakes said , he did not read the entire post, so he did not realise it was not something to be trolling or joking (I should say trying to joke about).
Maybe I should not post this if it causes any more strife. I am just giving my opinion.
Submit.
I just read the Forum rules for the pit. Am I not allowed to even imply that Snakesonplane posted a possibly trolling post ?
Am I in trouble now ? I hope I did not break the rules
I am disappointed now.
I came in thinking that someone had actually meant to pit “Snakes on a plane”, the movie.
(And sorry, wolfman, I beg to disagree. “Snakes on a plane” is the title of the movie. “Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane” is a joke about the movie and Samuel L Jackson’s character in Pulp Fiction. “Snakes on a plane” is also apparently the name that a guest chose.)
Technically, your interpretation of the rules is correct: Saying someone is trolling is off-limits and can get you warned. But you’re new here, and you didn’t do it in a way likely to cause problems for anyone. I don’t think anything will happen to you.
Just to make things clear: If you think a post is a troll, click the little red triangle in its top right corner to report it to the moderators. Don’t mention it in the thread. Let the moderators handle it.
I don’t have a bit of a problem with someone not liking to read long posts. I don’t click on every thread on the board, and some I do open I don’t finish because it isn’t something that is interesting to me. I also don’t take the time to make a snarky remark about it. If you don’t have time to read the thread, save the time you’re wasting and let the hamsters catch their breath.
Maybe this would be the perfect time to distance yourself from your fellow herpetologically-named Doper and change your moniker to what I always mistake it for, SchenectadyLady.
Snakes On a Plane:
You’re an idiot. Sampiro’s posts are some of the best on the boards, and you have the opportunity to read them now as a **no charge guest ** and you’re too ignorant to do so.
Ass.
Just so you know, trolling is a definite no-no here, under ANY circumstances. Welcome to the boards. 
I think that sums it up excellently. SoaP has the privilege of reading Sampiro’s posts and for free. Piece of shit.
Snakescatlady, we should give credit where credit is due, this was the heartless, lowlife, egocentric post that started it all.
If anyone doesn’t know what it means, it’s “Too Lazy, Didn’t Read”
‘Snakes on a plane’,
how do you keep a moronic waste of time in suspense?
I’ll tell you later :rolleyes:
tldr = too long, didn’t read
and are you all seriously telling me you didn’t get the joke behind SoaP’s post? jesus christ.
No, fubbleskag, I really didn’t see any humor in the post at all. And I usually will laugh at almost anything.
This is worth a pitting? Well, I guess Snakes on a Plano probably got what he was after.
therein lies the problem