All we’d need to do is get a Pakistani cricket player to admit fixing a match against India (preferably in the World Cup). Then, while the country falls into a squabbling, effigy-burning heap, we send in the fast bowlers, er, troops.
Well, that would be the same Americans who put the current POTUS in office—where have you been the last eight years? 
Bitching about that, too. But seriously, I have no love for Bush supporters and voters of the second election. The first election OK I can see some people getting fooled. But fool me once shame on… shame on you… if you fooled me, we don’t get fooled again… what the right hand is doing.
I’m more angry with McCain but am astonished that so many Americans can be in this bad of a circumstance most of it due to the current administration and still can’t see past John’s rhetoric.
Thank god, another war that’s going to pay for itself.
-Joe
Sure he can.He’ll just tiptoe past Iran. The key is to be wewy, wewy quiet.
So if he can get him, then why hasn’t he offered the U.S. any insight into getting him these past 7 years?
Funny, but I was hearing Eddie Izzard
“Hey Pakistan, don’t bug out if you notice some American military activity inside your borders. It’s just that we found that guy we’ve been giving you billions of dollars to find. And that’s if you’re unwilling to do it yourself. Only fair, really.”
vs
“Sneak attack a country with nukes! They won’t know what the fuck is going on. And some guy whose political party has the same name as mine is admirable, so I’m gonna repeat something he said that has no bearing on this situation. May I mention Energy Independence? I know how to win wars. I know how to find Bin Laden.”
And foreign policy is supposed to be McCain’s strong suit. Stupid fuck is spot on.
“I’ll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I’ll get him. I know how to get him.
I’ll get him no matter what and I know how to do it. But I’m not going to telegraph my punches, which is what Sen. Obama did.”
Presumably McCain puts winning the election for himself above capturing Bin Laden.
What a patriot. :rolleyes::smack:
He has a “Secret Plan”
Yep, COUNTRY FIRST. Right after the election. If I win, or else I’ll take my ball and go home. Mr. Integrity.
Like my 72 year old (formerly very Republican) father said at lunch today: If he knows how to get Osama Bin Laden, then how come he hasn’t shared this information with President Bush sometime in the last seven years?
The thing I pointed out about this exchange was how he busted on Obama for “telegraphing” moves and (falsely) for announcing that he would attack countries. But as Obama pointed out, McCain has advocated attacking Iraq (in the past), Iran and North Korea. This is something called Hypocricy on John McCain’s part.
He also blasted Obama for saying he’d go into Pakistan, but if you actually listened to what McCain was saying, he was saying the same damned thing, that he himself would go into Pakistan without permission, to get Bin Laden. He was just being coy about it and implying it without saying it directly.
John McCain, you sir have earned yourself a solid :rolleyes:
It’s been 7 years since 9-11 and we still can’t find a scrawny seven foot tall motherfucker attached to a dialysis machine in a place where they disapprove of the wheel?
Well, we’ve made a lot of people in the area sympathetic to his cause in the last 7 years:smack:
Bond doesn’t need to, hes got this device that looks exactly like a bootlace that does it for him.
Personally I think that" Q" should be running the Secret Intelligence Service not just the gadget department,because not only is he a technological genius but he also seems to have some sort of precognition.
Bond has quite happily operated for years without say , an implement disguised as a shopping trolley that sends out an electrical field that can kill an angry swarm of killer bees, and then on his very next mission! the evil mastermind
(Henceforth known as Gordon Brown Primeminister of Great Britain)
tries to kill our hero with a swarm of(probably radioactive)killer bees.
Did I say genius?
Genius aint in it.